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Kisses Over Babylon by rae_conteur
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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Doctoral student Ryland Grace is informed, in no uncertain terms, that he is to be seduced. Fortunately, he's completely down for that, especially coming from the charming asshole engineering student he's been TAing.
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nothing but mammals by rae_conteur
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Rocky wants to learn everything he can about humans. Especially his human. And he's always been a visual learner.
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some other beginning's end by rae_conteur
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 May 2026
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In the flurry of activity surrounding Ryland Grace's return to Earth, he has an important stop to make.
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How Sweet The Sound by rae_conteur
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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Fifty years after the Hail Mary's launch, Earth finally meets its galactic siblings. They come bearing glad tidings, and a gift.
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as long as I know how to love by rae_conteur
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 May 2026
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"Grace dance question?!"
"I wouldn't say—" Wait. "How do you know what dancing is? Have I told you that?"
"Rocky have Wikipedia statement." We're fluent enough now that he only uses 'statement' to make a firm point. Or call me a dumbass. No points for guessing which is more common.
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“I’m sorry, sir,” said the airline representative behind her slick gray desk. “There just isn’t anything I can book you on instead. It’s shutting down the whole airport. It could just be a couple of hours, but we don’t know.”
She seemed like a nice enough woman, and Bruce fought down the welling rage in his throat. Not her fault. He smiled and said, “Thank you for letting me know,” and then went to find a drink.
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19 Dec 2021
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On the first sunny day of summer, a stranger comes to Stardew Valley to search for something he's lost.
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12 Feb 2020
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if i can't find the bottom hanzo content with hanzo being spoiled the way he deserves that i want and deserve, i'll damn well write it myself
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07 Feb 2018
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I Am Groot by sherlocksmyth
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics)
04 Aug 2014
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EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.
EDIT 04/05/2021:
Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Tumblr: @grootficguy- Language:
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Bookmarked by rae_conteur
04 May 2017
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McCree looks him steadily in the eyes. “I said, I’m in love with you,” he repeats.
Hanzo stares some more as the words sink in.
“You,” he states imperiously, “are mistaken.” Then he promptly turns on his heel and strides out the open carrier door.
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In which McCree confesses his love, Hanzo has some difficulty believing him, and the team seems entirely unable to keep from sticking their noses into the whole affair.- Language:
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Bookmarked by rae_conteur
13 Nov 2016
Bookmarker's Notes
When will I have a ship that is not emotionally constipated. Not today, at least.