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Your Friendly Neighborhood Eddie Kaspbrak by ragtagmatt
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Mar 2020
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"I got stuck," Eddie deadpanned and Richie burst out in laughter.
"You what? How, tell me, how did you get stuck?" he heaved, "please, I don't get it."
"Well I um, jumped up and when my palms touched the ceiling, they stuck to it. Like cement."
"Wait, you're not fucking with me, right? Like, you got stuck. On the ceiling."
"Yeah. And then I lifted my foot up. And that stuck too. And then my other one. And then I realised I was crawling on the ceiling so I freaked out and fell down."
Richie gaped. His mouth went open, close, open, close, like a fish out of water.
"Please swear on your beautiful, sexy mom that what you're saying is true."
"I'm not swearing on that."
"Then swear on my comic book collection."
"...I swear."
"Holy shit."
Eddie Kaspbrak, scrawny, asthmatic kid from Queens gets bitten by a spider during one of his field trips to Oscorp™ with his AP science class.
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Eddie Kaspbrak, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man by ragtagmatt
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Mar 2020
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“I’m sorry…are you saying that a son of an Admiral of the Marine is looking for Law? But not because he’s a pirate or anything like that?”
“Isn’t it funny!” Garp’s laughter barked out, “All the times he’s had a go at me for my family, and he comes out with this!”
“…and the Marines have allowed it.”
“Eh, what they don’t know can’t hurt them.”
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28 Apr 2026
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‘Sanji… you’ve always been a failure, but this… this is unforgiveable! You seduced such a pure man as him, to commit such a grave sin. God cannot forgive this easily, Sanji. You will have to work hard to earn it.’
Sanji spent his teenage years going through hell to prove to his father that he was worthy of love. Worthy of redemption. To prove that he wasn't just some sinner. To prove he could change. The devil had twisted his mind. That must be the only reason he found other boys so attractive.
All he has to do now is spend a year at some shitty religious boarding school in England. If he can get through the year without any more mistakes, he might be allowed to go back to Zeff.
It's a shame that damn mossball in his sociology class has to go and ruin his plans.
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13 Jan 2025
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The World Government did it, they have rid the world of Gol D Roger's blood line.
Separated from his crew on some pink island, Sanji finds out something he thought impossible.
The crew should still accept him, right?
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23 Aug 2024
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You Will Be Just Fine by azalea_38
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
21 Apr 2025
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Sanji vowed to never be in a loveless marriage after seeing what his mother had to go through before her health failed her.
Yet, the omega was forced to marry Roronoa Zoro, the cold and distant alpha heir to the Kuraigana mafia. After Sanji gave birth, the alpha became even more distant than before, which the blond didn’t know was possible. So there was their son, with every type of toy he could even imagine, but not a father in sight. Sora knew that the big green Mosshead in the photos was his dad, and the unhygienic ogre that he sees twice a year in the mornings was him too.
However, no need to fret, he will be such a kick-ass parent that Sora will never even think he needs that overgrown mossy copy of himself!
But history repeats itself. So Sanji needs that shitty Marimo to pull his head out of his ass, because who will take care of Sora when he no longer can?
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Or, A guide on how to fix your loveless marriage and become a happy family in a year!- Language:
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18 Aug 2024
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Separated by memory, but never truly forgotten.
Or: Things go differently on Minion Island, when Doflamingo decides to bring an extra Family member along. Law loses Cora-san in more than one way, but not as permanently as he could’ve.
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27 May 2024