ralph_the_octokitten
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The Archivist being steampunky, but forgetting he's at work by ralph_the_octokitten
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Mar 2021
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Martin had liked the mechs for quite a while before The Institute. So when Jon enters the Archives yelling 'HELLO LADIES', they both have oh shit moments. idk how to write summaries I hope you enjoy
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An Angel Walks into his Bookshop, and so does a Demon! by ralph_the_octokitten
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Apr 2019
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Aziraphale returns to his bookshop after the Apocalypse-that-wasnt, a bit later so does a certain Demon
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Fluff II: NOW EVEN FLUFFIER (You Have Been Warned) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for The_Magic_Rat, Elwyst, CynSyn, loveneedlesandhay, TogetherAgain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Apr 2023
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This is a sequel for “Fluff”, and while you don’t have to have read it first, as events are summarised here, you can. After writing “Fluff”, I got many questions asking about what happened to Clarence. I had been intending to leave it at that, but then: I had an idea, and so this is the tale of what happened to Clarence after “Fluff.”
The ducklings are all now grown up, living with Crowley and Aziraphale in their cottage in the South Downs. With new developments regarding Clarence, our ineffables have some issues to work out. While this isn’t wiggleverse, it’s more spherical-verse…
Illustrated by myself, SleepySkelli, Skelligiri., and ChipMae
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Fluff
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Bookmarked by ralph_the_octokitten
02 Jun 2023
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Jaskier has more than one name. He has his stage name Jaskier, his real name Julian, his teaching name Professor Pankratz, his noble name Viscount Pankratz of Lettenhove, and The Sandpiper as of late. He never meant to keep them a secret, really; he had simply forgotten to tell them.
In which Geralt and the Morhen Morons discover Jaskier's other names.
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Bookmarked by ralph_the_octokitten
26 Apr 2023
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“I bet,” Hob starts speaking, and he just knows he’s going to say something he might regret later, “that you’d find my food appealing. I’ve had so much time to perfect my recipes.”
“Really?” Dream’s got that glint in his eyes. He sits up, drawing his feet back and leaning in.
“Yes. One of these times I’ll invite you over, and I’ll cook for you,” Hob promises.
“Alright, Hob,” Dream says.
“Deal? Damn, I’ll have to clean my place for you,” Hob laughs.
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Death sets up her emotionally constipated brother and a peasant from the middle ages. Dream doesn’t care for peasants. Hob’s enjoying the benefits of immortality. Neither of them realize just how much they’ve been in each other’s lives. A slow-burn for the ages, featuring twink himbo Dream and a surprisingly emotionally mature Hob Gadling. Be forewarned: both of them are stupid--and in love.
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Bookmarked by ralph_the_octokitten
09 Apr 2023
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ahhhhhhhhh pain and love and screaming
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strange friends in strange places by multifandom_fanfic_writer
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), Good Omens (TV)
22 Sep 2022
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Hob makes a friend at the Classic Car Convention and stumbles upon a strange bookshop. When his Stranger asks him for help to find a certain grimoire, things get even more confusing.
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Bookmarked by ralph_the_octokitten
17 Nov 2022
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Hob vows to remember every single face, every queer couple he served tea to, because he never wants their memory to fade away. Their families have buried them, forced them into loveless marriages, but Hob will always know them as who they were when they walked into his front door asking for a picture.
He remembers Arthur’s snort laugh every time John would try to crack a joke. He remembers holding Mary as she sobbed to him about the engagement her parents forced her into after finding out about her and Jade. He remembers Fitzwilliam, who seemed to know that he was loved by Hob, but wasn’t really the one he loved. Not wholeheartedly.
He remembers, because if he doesn’t, who will?
Hob's favorite invention is the camera and the subjects of his photographs remind him what love is supposed to be.
Bookmarked by ralph_the_octokitten
17 Nov 2022