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if looks could kill, you'd be a murderer (or maybe just a whore?) by realityfunk
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
08 Feb 2025
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What if Nam-gyu voted X after Mingle, and what if they had won?
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PLS PLS IMPORTANT WARNING THIS IS VERY MUCH INSPIRED BY @robott's FIC "AL DENTE" PLEASE PLEASE GO READ IT ITS SO PEAK AND LIKE I SAID EXTREMELY INSPIRED THIS IS IN NO WAY TRYING TO COPY THEIR WORK I JUST REALLY ENJOYED THE PREMISE OF THEM GETTING WILD DURING MINGLE
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Thanos and Nam-gyu during the mingle game. What happens when you put two drugged-up, repressed gays in a tiny room together on an adrenaline rush? Well. About what you'd expect.
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“Recite a poem for me,” she says, “and I’ll go home with you.”
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25 Apr 2026
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The possibility presents itself like one of Al-Hashimi’s last-minute fixes: field tracheotomy. Do or die. A leap that cannot be un-taken.
God, Victoria thinks, am I really about to lose my virginity to this skinny white nerd?
Victoria's night out takes a wild turn.
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- Part 1 of First Name Basis
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03 Apr 2026
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Victoria Javadi is a brilliant student doctor, but she can't seem to get laid. Desperation gets to her, and she finds herself seeking a remedy in the bed of an unlikely coworker.
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Javadi decides she's sick of waiting to get laid and asks Ogilvie to take her virginity.
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21 Mar 2026
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Victoria Javadi has spent three months building a very thorough mental list of reasons to hate James Ogilvie.
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21 Mar 2026
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She paused to catch her breath, her chest heaving, breathing hard through her nose. The adrenaline was pumping, making her hands shake slightly where they gripped his shirt.
Then she felt it—a twitch against her stomach. She looked down, startled. In her righteous fury, she hadn’t realized she’d pressed up against him, her body pinning his to the wall. And now he was… getting hard?
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Javadi works some shit out during the shift from hell
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21 Mar 2026