12 Works by redstripedcouch
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show me you can listen closely, tell me you can take it slowly by redstripedcouch
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
07 Aug 2026
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From anyone else, a chain like that might be an innocuous gift. Jacob’s style, solid quality, versatile. From Sam, it was something else. Jacob had said as much in the moment, over their family-style-for-two Italian, never one to shy away from calling Sam out.
“Quite possessive, don’t you think?”
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“You’re gonna have to pick me up and carry me outta here, Sammy,” Jacob mumbles, low and secret. “I’m indecent.”
Sam tilts his head until Jacob’s hair tickles his nose. “Entirely your fault.”
“Mm.” Another kiss, damp now, the hot familiar slick of Jacob’s tongue. “You like it. You would let me take a bite of you right here in front of all these people.”
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“How am I looking at you?” Sam teases, and Jacob can practically see cartoon hearts bursting in his eyes.
“Like you wanna marry me or eat me up, and you can’t decide which.”
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inside out, rightside in by redstripedcouch
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
30 Nov 2025
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Jacob practices different ways to say it:
“Hey, Sam, so you know how I’ve been acting strange all week? Well I’ve been possessed by Louis and now I can read your mind, like, for real. Please believe me.”
“Sam I have to tell you something. I’ve been listening to your private thoughts and now I know things I shouldn’t know, and the guilt is eating me alive.”
“Sam, I can hear your thoughts. Quick question: are you in love with me?”
“Hey Sammy, I’ve been lying to you by omission and invading your privacy, and I hope you can forgive me. Anyway… kiss me?”
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“It’s not that I don’t trust your taste,” Jacob says, trailing off and quirking his lips at Sam. “It’s just that I don’t trust your taste.”
“Fuck you,” Sam laughs. “The audacity. And after I said we would use my credit card.”
Jacob giggles, listing over into Sam’s space on the couch. “That’s correct. And you’ll still let me, too.”
“And I’ll let you,” Sam agrees. He drops a kiss into Jacob’s curls. “And you’re right. I don’t trust my taste either.”
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- Part 2 of princess privileges
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so hot you're hurting my feelings by redstripedcouch
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
26 Aug 2025
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The muse, the instigator of this particular tryst: Jacob’s soft, inviting tits in that tight black singlet. Perfect tits that Sam has been distracted by all day, in the moments he wasn’t busy getting caught up in Jacob’s gaze or his smile. He presses his thumb gently into the tight stretch of fabric that spans the gap between them.
“Hello? Earth to Sam?” Jacob’s voice is full of laughter and Sam snaps to, face heating.
“Have I told you how fucking gorgeous you look today?”
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- Part 1 of princess privileges
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“Wait!” he thrusts a hand out, almost smacking Sam right in the made-up face. “Sorry, wait, just — don’t kiss me yet. I think I want that lipstick somewhere else.”
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- Part 3 of all natural organic jam
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love talk (calling my line, calling me yours) by redstripedcouch
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
16 May 2025
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“Sam,” Jacob’s soothing voice greets him in a fraction of a second.
“Jake.” Sam only sounds a little bit fucked up. “What are we doing?”
“We’re meant to match, pic for pic,” Jacob explains. “That’s the game.”
“I know the game,” Sam insists. “The pic-for-pic-exchange is not supposed to be a sexy game!”
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“Can I do it?”
“What, cut my hair off?”
“Yeah. When you get the word. Can I do it?” Jacob gathers a handful up in his fist and tugs a little. “And you have to let me keep it.”
Sam laughs a little breathlessly. “Yeah, okay, why not. Like you said, it’s yours anyway. You can keep it in your creepy drawer with my fangs and claws.”
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you look like one of those film stars by redstripedcouch
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
12 Feb 2025
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“Are we really about to choreograph our own sex tape right now?” Jacob giggles, giddy bubbles rising from his chest and bursting in his throat.
“We totally are,” Sam cackles. “We are the worst. Let’s definitely do it, though, yeah.”
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- Part 2 of all natural organic jam
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just a touch of your love is enough (to knock me off of my feet all week) by redstripedcouch
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
07 Jan 2025
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A voice from off-screen calls, “The Vampire Lestat, two minutes to curtain! Lestat to the stage!”
Lestat rolls his lined eyes. With a haughty toss of his hair, Sam stalks offstage, leather-plastered hips swaying to his internal beat. Jacob has to shimmy his shoulders for a second to shake the image of that ass in those pants from his mind’s eye. Again. Exposure therapy, or something.
“Break a leg, you fucking diva!” Daniel shouts at his retreating form, and then Eric is walking towards Jacob, instantly dropping Daniel’s frustrated posture.
“Your boy looks insane like this.” Eric’s laugh precedes him as he sidles over, eyes on Sam as he fucks with his microphone prop on the other side of the room. “You, my friend, are stronger than any marine.”
“The fuck does that even mean?” Jacob laughs.
“Means what it means, babe,” Eric says unhelpfully, pats Jacob on the chest twice, and wanders off.
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- Part 1 of all natural organic jam
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“Fuckin’ wild. And what the hell is this thing?”
“Ahh! This little fellow is a sea cucumber!”
“This is a vegetable?” Ed asks incredulously.
“No,” Stede chuckles. “No, it’s just called that because of the shape. It’s an animal, it swims by expelling water for propulsion!”
“Looks more like a cock than a cucumber. Lotta sea creatures shaped like cocks, actually.”
That startles a squeaky laugh from Stede. “You’re not wrong, my friend.”
If Stede is honest with himself, most of his pleasure in this activity comes from observing Ed. Unlike the jungle, the tidepools have him enchanted and in his element. It’s enough of the sea to keep him comfortable, foreign enough to invoke wonder and bewilderment. Ed hops from pool to pool, graceful even on the most jagged of rocks. He’s laughing and pointing, hair whipping all around him in the wind and, well. It’s a lovely sight from several angles.
