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    Gardening by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    25 Feb 2013

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    Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.

    Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.

    OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    BatMuppet by

    Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    16 Oct 2025

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    Bookmarked by rellephant

    03 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm a simple tumblrina. I see the ao3 email with thebibliosphere and batmuppet in it, I see the link to one of the finest shitposts of all time, I slam that bookmark button from the top of the page. I haven't even read it yet and I know I want this thing saved forever. hell YES.

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    Closed Loop System by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    29 Jun 2025

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    Unit Communication Log:
    SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
    SecUnit One: ...
    SecUnit One: Indeed.

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    20 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Talk about a transformative work. This is a fully playable minesweeper game (?!?!? how long did that take to code) that is also a full fanfic with multiple endings. this is one of the most unique things I've seen on this site AND ALSO THE FIC IS EXCELLENT. go play and read this. multiple times. I'm certainly going to come back multiple times more myself.

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    A Beginner's Guide To Parasites Of The Human Heart by

    Fandoms: girl bites god, parasite heart, Original Work, cassette futurism - Fandom  

    22 Nov 2025

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    One day, Alice died. That was when her story began. That was when Athena began her search. That was the day it all started to fall apart. The world is burning down around them, but it's still worth striving to be free, and be happy.

    Ancillary Notes: First draft, don't care about spelling or continuity errors. No second draft expected.

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    19 May 2024

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    GENGHIS KHAN AND THE WOLF GIRL by

    Fandoms: new weird - Fandom, bizarro - Fandom, Science Fiction - Fandom, Fantasy - Fandom, Science Fantasy - Fandom, werewolves - Fandom  

    26 Oct 2024

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    The heartwarming adventure about a transgender werewolf girl who forges a special friendship with a wild, 6 billion year old alien warship.

    Ancillary Notes: First draft, don't care about spelling or continuity errors. No second draft expected.

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    02 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    in which Laika has a completely normal and uneventful day and I am not gnawing on furniture in any way about it (<-- is lying)