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    So when he typed out on his phone “we didn’t even kiss” with tears rolling down his cheeks, he just wanted to type it. He just wanted to feel it— to feel the pain he had inside of him. That maybe typing it would help let it out, he would type it and the feeling would go away.

    And the stupid fucking elevator still wasn’t here, and he was forced to sit there and wallow in his sadness. He should’ve thought this through, his hands were still shaking and as he went to delete the text. His clumsy thumb accidentally hit the send button.

    “Oh fuck.” That snapped Shane out of everything.

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    What if Shane accidentally sent the "we didnt even kiss" text to Ilya?

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander learns exactly what the word 'Captain' does to his husband. He also learns that sometimes you have to burn sheets in a fire pit.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov refers to his husband as his boyfriend and his husband makes him remember.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    04 Feb 2026

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    “Penelope, Penelope…Are you actually implying that Santa doesn’t know what I want for Christmas?” he queries, pushing this conversation further.

    “Well, santa doesn't know you like i do”

    🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻

    Or the Polin Christmas fic that nobody asked for but I still delivered.

    PS: Colin LOVES thighs.

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    23 Dec 2024