rmnoffs
Recent bookmarks
-
to bend by nebulia for neuroses
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
20 Aug 2022
Tags
Summary
[“Let me ask you this: do you want to get married? To me?"
Hilda looks at him owlishly. “I don’t care either way,” she says. “But being Queen Consort of the continent means I get to set the fashions. I won’t say no to the offer.”
“It’s going to be some work,” Dimitri says, thinking about Raphael carrying her bodily to the training grounds before the Battle of the Eagle and Lion.
Hilda makes a face. “I know,” she says grimly. “But I always figured I’d end up in an arranged marriage. You said you did too.” Dimitri nods. “Frankly, marrying the King of United Fódlan is as good of an option as I’m going to get.”]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,655
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 9
- Kudos:
- 82
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 912
Bookmarked by rmnoffs
13 Nov 2025
-
turns out there were strings attached by crownshy (bringingglory)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
13 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
She jabbed a finger in his chest. “You named the fucking group chat ‘lets get ingrid laid.’ So how do you expect me to get laid if I don’t meet the guy I’m trying to sleep with?”
A silence pounded over them as soon as the last word left her mouth. It took the space of three heartbeats to realize that the hand touching his chest was still shaking.
Carefully, Sylvain grabbed it and squeezed it between his palms. “Look,” he said, unfurling her fingers. “If you want to sleep with someone so bad, I’ll just sleep with you.”
What.
Her mind fuzzed. “What.”
Sylvain’s fingers froze. “What?”
Almost two years after breaking up with Glenn, Ingrid tries to get laid only to freak out at the prospect of sleeping with a stranger. Sylvain's probably better, right?
Bookmarked by rmnoffs
03 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
“Oh, right – Alhaitham.” Kaveh claps a hand to his forehead. “Cyno, if you see him at the Akademiya tomorrow, don’t mention this to him, would you? I haven’t told him yet.”
“Told him?” Cyno asks slowly, a wary glint in his eye. “What exactly haven’t you told him?”
“That I’m getting married,” Kaveh grimaces. “I wanted to tell him myself – I suppose I do want him at the wedding after all, you know – but I didn’t get a chance yet. You know what it’s like, trying to have a conversation with him.”
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
Kaveh is a single man. That's about it, really.or: the one in which Kaveh gets married, but not to whom you think.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,799
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 648
- Kudos:
- 3,768
- Bookmarks:
- 873
- Hits:
- 39,826
Bookmarked by rmnoffs
27 Nov 2024
-
signals lost between the sheets by crownshy (bringingglory)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 May 2026
Tags
Summary
“Why does it not–” Kaveh’s voice ripped out in a whine. “Have you not thought about it at all since then?”
A long pause. The longest one yet. “Who says I haven’t?”
Lightning flashed through the window, illuminating Al-Haitham’s face. Half of it was still wrapped in shadow, blocked by Kaveh’s head, but he could see the distance between them measured, laid flat by the light. The lightning went. The room went dark. But the memory of Al-Haitham’s wide eyes did not leave him.
What did he want?
“Have you?” asked Kaveh.
“Have you?” Al-Haitham’s voice was so quiet, buried under the murmur of the rain.
Kaveh swallowed. “I mean…I thought that was obvious.”
Kaveh accidentally sleeps with Al-Haitham. And then...keeps sleeping with him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 153,797
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 1,065
- Kudos:
- 2,613
- Bookmarks:
- 588
- Hits:
- 84,514
Bookmarked by rmnoffs
06 Nov 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“Prove it.”
Kaveh paused. Slowly, he turned around. “What?”
“Prove that you won’t fall in love.”
Kaveh tilted his head. “And how do you suggest I do that?”
“Date me,” said Al-Haitham. “Prove to me that you won’t fall in love.”
Kaveh keeps getting broken up with and is on the verge of giving up on love when Al-Haitham propositions him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,963
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 171
- Kudos:
- 1,758
- Bookmarks:
- 447
- Hits:
- 15,621
Bookmarked by rmnoffs
29 Aug 2024