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Leucoryx has transgressed against Oryx and has accordingly set himself up to be tortured. Unfortunately, no one of rank is available or willing to do the work. Not knowing what to do, the cardinal in charge of coordinating torture sessions simply chose the first unfortunate nobody they could find. Leucoryx likes it a bit too much.
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Internal Investigation by robotass9000
Fandoms: Disney's Toontown Online (Video Game), Toontown: Corporate Clash
17 Oct 2024
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A Toon discovers that a hard day's work can also be a lot of fun.
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You visit Europa to explore and blow off steam. A curmudgeonly old disembodied head makes a purely strategic play to ensure your loyalty ̶s̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶k̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶p̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶.
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Riven wants to give you a little gift as a thank you for helping her out. Just a little something to keep you in fighting form. No ulterior motives whatsoever.
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You've spent a lot of time in Savathûn's throne world lately, doing everything but your job. Unbeknownst to you, Savathûn's been listening in on your ideas about her.
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A Mundane Town, And A Not So Mundane TV by orphan_account
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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An outlier of your town and researching a history that only exists in hypotheticals, your lifestyle has begun to wear on you - you were starting to get a little lonely.
With an accidental introduction to the very realm you have been studying, a certain TV host makes it his life mission to cater to his newest potential owner…
Will he successfully convince you to take him home?
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08 Aug 2025
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Spamton has set up a very exciting, very exclusive meeting with a Lightner! And not only a Lightner, but a human one, at that! Things are definitely going to remain professional, and he's going to get a huge boost in views with them as a featured guest!
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08 Aug 2025
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The relic was removed, but there is a ghost haunting V. The question remains - is it a real ghost or a figment of V's damaged mind?
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19 Jun 2025
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[Evening looms, and the camp settles down. Outside your tent, muffled conversation gradually gives way to a chorus of chirping frogs and the susurrus of windblown reeds.
You lay on your bedroll and stare at the cloth above you. Beyond, the night is peaceful. Your body aches for rest, but your mind turns in useless circles. Ketheric Thorm, finally dead. Orin and Gortash, waiting in Baldur’s Gate. Wyll’s father, infected. Astarion, hunted. Karlach-
The nocturnal chorus around you suddenly swells. It rises to fill your mind, drowning your worries under the sound of waves lapping gently at the riverbank.
A scent plays across your face- warm, sweet, and musky. Vanilla. It’s the work of a moment to realize who, or rather what, is responsible.]
1. Curse the illithid. How dare it touch your mind.
2. Ignore the intrusion, try to sleep.
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Ghost Lights Down the Chionthar by SnowKiter
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
19 Jun 2024
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After the defeat of the Absolute, Tav and the Emperor navigate a situationship.
Contains nebulous magnetism, comical circling, gentle bickering, and certainly no development of any feelings whatsoever, as that would be ridiculous.Post-canon, complete. Spoilers through the end of the game and naturally for the Wyrmway questline.
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17 Aug 2024
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Absolute all-timer with solid Emperor comprehension. Good bedtime read