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Papa Don't Preach by roflolmaomg
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
05 Mar 2024
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Originally posted to my LiveJournal in 2010 (god):
'This is the first in a preacher!Bones verse and Lord, I'm sorry. Title from Madonna.
Based off the NCC-17 prompt in st_respect, I started writing it after coming back from a Jesus camp weekend and I realized I was about 1030 words in and I hadn't even gotten to the porn yet. SO. Here is the fic in its entirety. Now with a sequel!'
Bones/Kirk, preacher AU. definitely includes a ridiculous amount of heavy metaphor and a sprinkle of self-acceptance through banging a hot flyboy (relatable).
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It's Lucy in the Sky and all kinds of apple pie.
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“You want to take care of me?” he proffered around a sip of his whiskey. Malfoy patted his thigh and then nodded toward her. “Come on then, sweetheart. Come have a seat so you can take care of Daddy.”
Hermione’s teeth clenched together tightly. She was going to throttle Harry for his asinine ‘by whatever means necessary’ principle.
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Or: A game of Cat and Mouse where both parties think they are the cat and only one of them is correct.
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17 Jul 2026
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She saw him in the mornings, guarding the shadows of Konoha. She saw him in the evenings too, on her way back from the hospital.
And sometimes—only sometimes—she wondered what he looked like beneath all his masks.
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20 Jun 2026
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Sakura is a rōnin, but she's good enough with a blade to find work. She's trusted at Fukiage because she's a nameless woman who can't afford to bite any hand that feeds her.
Shikamaru's awful attitude makes him a favorite in the teahouse. He makes his money on his back but his real trade is information. There is rot in Fire Country. Shikamaru sees it, and he is going to burn it at the roots.
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12 Jun 2026
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"I'm giving you one million ryo if you fuck me before morning."
"What's the catch?"
"There's no catch. Fuck me into the mattress, pretty boy, let me remember it."Series
- Part 1 of samurai verse
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11 Jun 2026
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They are closer than they have ever been to finding Comfrey McLeod.
The Ectic Research is abandoned by the time they arrive, but only very recently. The footprints are still fresh, the documents strewn carelessly about, the booby traps still untriggered. Comfrey and Mordecestershire are chasing each other, or perhaps both chasing the same thing separately, with the crew of the Zephyr always a beat behind. Their next destination will take them to the bottom of the sea, and for that they need a submersible.
Fortunately, they know exactly where to get one. Unfortunately, it is all the way in Oda.
“Two weeks!?” Maxwell exclaims.
“Two weeks,” Van replies. “Marya just triple checked the math.”
Maxwell feels a blood vessel about to burst on the inside of his skull. A two week pause after five days of nonstop chase makes Maxwell want to pitch himself off the side of the Zephyr. His hands twitch under his gloves.
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Canon divergence! Everything is the same, except they can't fast travel to Oda! Maxwell and Torse have two weeks of ship confinement to figure out their feelings for each other!Bookmarked by roflolmaomg
06 Mar 2026