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Cartman rolls his eyes, dismissing that with a wave of his hand. “It’s a fact that dick havers are better at giving handjobs and blowjobs.”
“That sounds more like an opinion.”
“It’s true, Kahl,” Cartman swirls the can of soda in his hand. “I can probably give a better handjob than any chick out there. Because I know the stuff that makes me squirm, therefore I’m more likely to be able to make any man out there have a good fucking time.”
“I doubt that.”
Cartman scoffs. “Whatever you say, Kahl. But I could probably prove it to you.”
Kyle shouldn't be entertaining the idea of smoking weed with his frenemy and playing silly "would you rather" games. But it's not like he has anything better to do.
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19 May 2024
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У Эрика Картмана успешная жизнь по меркам любого среднестатистического человека - своя квартира, своя машина, хорошая работа, постоянный партнер. Возможно, некоторые вещи не совсем такие, как у "нормальных" людей, но Картман никому не мешает жить, правда. Все рушится, когда в Южный Парк спустя двадцать лет возвращается Кайл Брофловски.
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05 Jun 2023
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“Congrats, Kyle!”
“You to,” he says, crowding a bit closer so he can hear her better, “have you seen the guys?”
Bebe rolls her eyes and points over to the couches, “Your boyfriends looking for you too. He says his laps cold,”
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- Part 2 of OMERTA
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02 Jun 2023