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    Satoru feels like someone is stabbing him from the inside, like his internal organs are being ripped to shreds. He feels like he is, well - about to have an alien baby rip its way out of him right here on this cold, hard floor, Megumi’s appalling lack of sci-fi knowledge be damned, and he is in no way fucking way prepared to deal with it.

    Two quick pairs of footsteps bring him to his senses, and he lifts his head just in time to see Nobara stop dead in her tracks, her nostrils flaring.

    “What the fuck,” she says, staring at him.

    “Nobara!” he says weakly. “I am indisposed -”

    “No, dumbass,” she says, dropping to her knees and pressing a hand to his forehead, her touch surprisingly gentle. “You’re in heat.”

    After eleven years without a heat, Satoru Gojo is ready to get fucked, bred, and mated (in that order). He’s so ready to finally have someone to call his own. He just -

    Can’t really do that when Suguru’s out of town, fuck.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    “You say that like you’re old.”

    Satoru snorts. “I am old.”

    “What, like thirty?”

    Satoru can’t help but pout, even as he glares across the table. “First of all, fuck you,” he snaps, much to Geto’s amusement. “Second - sure, give or take seven years.”

    Geto does the math, lifting an eyebrow. “You’re thirty-seven?”

    Satoru props his chin up on his hand, batting his eyelashes. “I know, I know,” he says. “I look very good for my age.”

    “You look really good, period,” Geto replies, and oh -

    Satoru’s face lights up like a fucking Christmas tree.

    Or, 37 year-old omega Satoru Gojo is convinced he’s missed his chance at love. His ship has fucking sailed.

    But 26 year-old alpha Suguru Geto thinks he’s the prettiest thing he’s ever seen, and sets out to prove him wrong.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    “A curse that hates humans but treats us like this?” Six-Eyes’ voice is lilted incredulously. “That’s even more interesting. It makes me wonder, y’know—you never did answer when I asked what could’ve made a curse like you.”

    Suguru sighs, smile dropping ever-so-slightly. “It’s very rude,” he drawls, “to ask a curse their origin, especially if they’ve already denied answer.”

    ///OR: the one where Getō is a millennium-old curse with an abnormal amount of moral agency and Gojō is very, very interested

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    20 Aug 2026

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    Satoru doesn't moan.

    He doesn’t. He just... breathes. Very loudly.

    Oh god. Is he gay?

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Suguru sighs and presses his thumb to his forehead like he’s trying to stave off a tension headache. “Satoru. You are not gay. You do not need to watch gay porn.”

    “I’m not, like, homophobic, though,” Satoru says, offended. “I can watch. It’s not gonna be weird.”

    Suguru gives him a long look. “It’s absolutely gonna be weird.”

    Satoru just raises an eyebrow. They stare at each other, unmoving, unblinking.

    “Fine. Take your dick out. I don’t fucking care,” says Suguru. He hits play.

    Satoru’s a really good ally. Such a good ally, in fact, that he’s going to learn to suck dick just to support his best friend Suguru. Which is, like, peak ally behavior and totally not gay at all.

    Totally not gay at all. Right?

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