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The girl occupying his screen is slender, with waves of golden hair cascading around her dainty shoulders, looking coyly at the camera with half-lidded doe-brown eyes. Her lips are plump and pink, almost the same colour as the sateen bathing suit she’s wearing, trimmed with delicate white lace and white ribbons. Even though she’s in a sitting position, Zoro can tell she’s tall, with long, gorgeous legs, partially covered with thin lacy white stockings.
She’s cute, he thinks, but immediately shakes the thought away.
The website under the image is titled Candy-Chan’s Princess Palace, and, helplessly curious, Zoro clicks.
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During research for a school project that seems way out of his wheelhouse, Zoro's guardian angel comes in the form of a blonde bombshell who looks more than a little familiar.
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29 Jun 2026
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Roronoa Zoro arrives in New York as a third-year exchange athlete with a scholarship to protect and no patience for rich bullies.
Vinsmoke Sanji looks exactly like the kind of problem Zoro doesn’t intend to survive quietly.
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- Part 1 of Pilot ZoSan
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29 Jun 2026
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After a convention panel argument goes catastrophically viral, gaming streamer Roronoa Zoro and celebrity cooking creator Sanji become the internet’s newest obsession overnight.
Half the internet thinks they hate each other. The other half is making slow-motion edits of their eye contact.
Neither of them is aware that entertainment mogul Brook has quietly signed them both into the Thousand Sunny Creator House alongside a collection of chaotic influencers, streamers, managers, and one deeply stressed medical student.
There are fanwars. There are shipping compilations.
And somewhere in the middle of internet chaos, accidental late-night conversations, and an audience determined to psychoanalyze every interaction they have, Zoro and Sanji begin realizing that they might like each other most when nobody else is watching.
OR: A creator house AU where streamer rivalries become internet phenomena, everyone takes sides, and two idiots fall in love both online and, more terrifyingly, offline.
NOTE: on temporary hiatus (due to author's mental health)
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29 Jun 2026
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Zoro just wants the damn cook to wear his hoodie—how hard can that be?
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Sanji wearing everyone’s Hoodies but Zoro’s !
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29 Jun 2026
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The interviewer smiled warmly, glancing down at her cue cards before looking back up at him. “You’ve written so many iconic love songs over your career. Tracks that have defined relationships for an entire generation. But I’m curious, what is the greatest romantic song or love song you’ve personally ever heard?”
Out in the dim rows of the studio audience, seated far back to stay clear of the primary stage monitors, a large figure shifted slightly. Despite the low-profile baseball cap pulled over his short green hair and the reading glasses balanced on his nose, nobody in the industry was actually fooled by the disguise anymore. Zoro looked up from his seat, his eyes locking onto the stage the exact moment the question was uttered.
Sanji didn't hesitate.
“An article,” Sanji said quietly.
or; enemies to lovers, journalist and popstar zosan
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25 Jun 2026