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It started with a guitar, a boring afternoon, and Eren Yeager's terrible idea.
They were supposed to be doing homework.
Instead, they started a band.
Eren sings and plays guitar. Jean sings and plays guitar better than Eren would like to admit. Sasha somehow owns a bass that isn't hers. Connie has a drum set and absolutely no explanation for it. Mikasa plays keyboard. Armin just wanted to finish his assignment and somehow became their manager.
Then their first terrible rehearsal goes viral.
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Gojo Satoru has a habit of showing up in Kyoto without a good reason.
Iori Utahime has a habit of pretending she doesn't care.
They're both terrible liars.
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Four Idiots and One Shut-In Girl by rtzmalheur
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
18 Sep 2026
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Four idiots.
One creepy Ackerman house.
One shut-in girl who clearly hates their existence.And then somehow: there is midnight tea, sleeping on the couch, emotional crises, and Connie being way too observant for anyone’s own good.
Or: how Eren Yeager slowly becomes Mikasa Ackerman’s “safe place,” while the whole house watches like a reality show.
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To the rest of the Special Operations Squad, Captain Levi is an unyielding wall of discipline and cold precision. To you, he is the haunting ghost that invades your sleep every time you close your eyes.
You thought loving him in secret was a safe game—until the fantasy leaks into reality, and the line between your midnight reveries and the man standing right in front of you begins to blur.
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Campfire After The End by rtzmalheur
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, とんでもスキルで異世界放浪メ | Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi | Campfire Cooking in Another World (Anime)
11 Sep 2026
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[MY VERY FIRST CROSSOVER AOT x CAMPFIRE COOKING]
Burning to death under the Colossal Titans was supposed to be the end of Hange Zoe’s story.
Waking up under a quiet blue sky—stared down by a giant wolf, a floating slime, a tiny dragon, and a very panicked salaryman—was definitely not part of the plan.