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I’m losing gallons of blood, the river’s turning to red by rvdsatirist
Fandoms: Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil - V. E. Schwab
24 Apr 2026
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She pauses, taking in a shaky breath that she doesn’t need, Alice can tell she’s on the verge of tears. She can always tell. Then the blood pools in the corners of her eyes, drips down her cheeks, Lottie continues, “And I know you’re angry at me. I know I can never undo the harm, but I will spend centuries trying to make up for it. Even if you shut me out, even if you send me away… I will do whatever it takes to prove to you that I have changed. I am changing..."
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What if Alice killed Sabine that night, but let Lottie live
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"And this is why it didn't work, Jughead! This is why we ended things!" She exclaims, a scoff passing her lips. He's not sure if it's because of his behavior or if she's just tired of repeating herself.
"No, you ended things because it got harder. It got harder than you wanted. I didn't fit your idyllic, picturesque future!" Jughead shoots back, to his own ears his voice betrays more self-disgust than anger. He hates the defensiveness he can never shake. He hates that he says things just because he knows it'll make her angrier.
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or veronica and jughead are figuring it out as they go
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She rolls her eyes, “How many times do I have to explain my relationship with Jughead?”
“At least five more times, then multiply that by one hundred. I will never get it.” Cheryl tells her.
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or jeronica return to riverdale for the barchie wedding
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a collection of reggieronnie moments
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The plan wasn’t necessarily to end up on Jughead’s doorstep, but there she is, knocking on his door and hoping to god that he’s home. After several minutes of relentlessly banging, she calls out, “Open the fucking door, Jughead, or I’m going to set your manuscript aflame.”
A moment later, the lock clicks and the chain slides and the door is wrenched open. Jughead looks like a shit. More so than usual, Veronica notes. His eyes are bloodshot, five o’clock shadow is coming in hot, and it looks like he hasn’t changed his clothes in probably a few days.
“Oh, it’s you.” Is all he says.
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or veronica and jughead remember they live in the same citySeries
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veronica and jughead remember they live in the same city by rvdsatirist
Fandom Riverdale (TV 2017)
10 Jun 2024
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megan's insta posts will be the death of me, im not your strongest solider
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- Part 8 of meizini oneshots
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01 Feb 2026
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megan knows this isn't technically how this works, yet she can't help but think that if she doesn't get some practice in before the day of... she's going to bust inside dani in mere seconds.
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dani needs to get laid. megan is there. it's not gay if the socks stay on etc etc.Series
- Part 1 of digital footprint
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07 Dec 2025
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how about just a part of you? i'll let you hurt me how you choose by xdogwithabirdx
Fandoms: KATSEYE (Band)
30 Nov 2025
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Megan doesn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth, despite the voice in the back of her mind screaming at her. She can ignore her three-year-long crush on Dani for this. Megan can compartmentalize. How hard could it be?
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the lion does not concern herself with her blatant sexuality crisis and unhealthy way of dealing with it.
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06 Dec 2025
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The first time someone tried to kill Rose Granger-Weasley was the third-worst day of her life. The last time someone tried to kill Rose Granger-Weasley was less than 24 hours ago. At that point, the witch was so used to her life being threatened that it wasn't worth adding to the list. However, the moment Albus showed up on her doorstep followed by her least favorite Slytherin was enough to earn its placement as the fourth worst day of her life.
Rose Granger-Weasley is the best lawyer in the Wizengamot. When the leader of The Reformed is finally captured, Rose is tasked with sending him to Azkaban permanently. It is a dangerous assignment filled with death threats and assassination attempts. In order to protect his cousin, Auror Albus Potter, decides that Rose needs to go under witness protection with Auror Malfoy as her guard.
Stuck in a safe house for the foreseeable future will Rose and Scorpius be able to survive not only the threat to their lives but the one to their hearts?
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06 Jun 2025
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“Jug, it’s one thing for you guys to be buddy-buddy at Pop’s, but I won’t have a Lodge working in my home. You don’t get to protect her and decide what happens to her here.”
Veronica’s eyes roll so hard it’s a wonder that they don’t get stuck.
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19 Jun 2024