12 Works by sad_gnome
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My Guide is My Downfall by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Aug 2026
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The anonymous pretty-boy face of the Global Inter-Planar Protection Agency—a multi-national, multi trillion-dollar organization—actually has no active combat hours logged?? What a scam!! Return your sponsorship money and die!!!
Gojo Satoru is the highest ranked S-Level esper in Japan. They even tried to create an S+ class for him when he was ten, but it doesn’t really matter, because there are no guides strong enough to help control his powers. He’s been benched since and until forever, the higher ups convinced he’s going to blow a hole the size of Texas through the planar-rift and kill a third of humanity. Without a guide, Satoru has been regulated to PR stuntman work, training in the sims with his best friend (who actually logs dungeon hours) and doom-scrolling Tweeter waiting for his secret to leak.
Until said best friend goes in for his annual guide-attunement and—suddenly—he’s now 89% compatible as Satoru’s guide??? What is happening?!
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instinct is said to be blind by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
29 May 2026
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Gojo Satoru is a prize among modern alphas: kind, protective, generous. He champions equality among the sexes and means it. A million omegas would kill for a chance with him.
His best friend, a beta, is going to beat them to it.
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A Live Oak Growing by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Apr 2026
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1877
The American WestSeparated by fire, kept apart by forces beyond his control, Satoru Gojo aims to find Suguru Geto, the 'traitor' of the Six Eyes Ranch, by any means necessary. He'll even pick up a badge that he knows he doesn't believe in. But the trail is cold, haunted by ghosts and the consequences of what he's willing to do to get what he wants. And it's all assuming that Suguru is still out there, waiting for him.
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- Part 2 of Song of Ourself
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one that ties and binds by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
13 Sep 2025
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The Siren Song, Top Rated Club on Yahoo! And Trip Advisor, seeks NEW TALENT for their 20xx Lineup! Humans AND merfolk of legal age please inquire at: xxx-xxx-xxxx GENEROUS COMPENSATION
There was a sharp pain in his chest when he considered it. Hypocrisy. He had just turned down a chance to mingle with humans and mers in the type of setting that he was studying for after all. But there were many Yen and Dollar signs printed on the poster, which the freshwater folk had not mentioned in her pitch, so perhaps it wasn't too bad. To fully immerse himself in the human experience, he would need finances. And he could not eat extra-curricular hours.
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(Marine Merfolk Geto Suguru takes a job swimming in a Mer-themed club. Everything is terrible. Especially the stupid, arrogant, former-child-star, beautiful freshwater cretin in the Big Tank) -
Eidolons by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
04 May 2025
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I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars
—Song of Myself“Let me be more clear, Little Stain. The last thing we need on this godforsaken trail is a soft-bellied little cockroach that has decided he’s going to stick it to ma and pa, throwing a tantrum and belly-aching about how he doesn’t want to go to college and marry that sweetheart just yet. We don’t need city trash like you thinking you can slum it with trail trash for a few weeks before you realize that you don’t have a fucking clue about anything out here and run back to San Antonio.”
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The Chisholm Trail, 1871. Where cowboys eke out a meager living driving cattle from southern Texas, to the railheads in Kansas.
For Saotoru Gojo, a silver-spooned son, it is where he forges his own path, chased away from his own home.
For Suguru Geto, the Sage, it is where he meets the most infuriating greenhorn he's ever had the misfortune of knowing.
For everyone else, it is the beginning of a very wild, very interesting summer.Series
- Part 1 of Song of Ourself
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The Seven Deaths of the Annointed One by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Jan 2025
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Gojo Satoru is a dying child when the god first appears to him.
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Where Our Black and Blue Is by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
21 Aug 2024
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Geto Suguru will be quitting the entertainment business in the spring. His contract will be expiring. He will be looking into the withered, ugly face of Yoshinobu for the last time in 90 days and give him his politest go-fuck-yourself smile before heading to Tokyo Harbor and throwing his employee ID badge into the ocean.
Then, Gojo Satoru happens.
And Geto Suguru starts to believe the worst of his problems are just beginning.
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Afraid to change/ I can't be scared and lie again. Wonu doesn't mean to be very cynical, until fate can't be ignored.
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- Part 1 of An Ode
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I'm in Overdrive by bay_sik (sad_gnome)
Fandoms: JBJ (Band), HOTSHOT (Band), Topp Dogg (Band)
20 Aug 2018
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Kenta and Sanggyun's new unit name is revealed. Taehyun has a reaction.
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- Part 2 of Just Hold Me Tight
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Shanghai, 1918. In the ancient tradition of courting mistresses and buying love, Junhui is known as Shining Flower, the highest-ranking male courtesan in the entire city. But love is a tricky thing that can't be bought, and that comes in bumbling, sometimes accidentally offensive packages.
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Open the Door by bay_sik (sad_gnome)
Fandoms: JBJ (Band), HOTSHOT (Band), Topp Dogg (Band)
22 Jan 2018
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Taehyun feels a little guilty about being in JBJ, and Sanggyun tries to cheer him up in only the way Sanggyun can: by being a little freaky
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- Part 1 of Just Hold Me Tight
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Even if we’re not together, just like always / Our smile flowers bloom / I’ll be the spring to your smile. Studying abroad is hard enough without Joshua being a smart ass, Jeonghan being a dick, and Mingyu being...Mingyu.
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- Part 2 of An Ode