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My Guide is My Downfall by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Aug 2026
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The anonymous pretty-boy face of the Global Inter-Planar Protection Agency—a multi-national, multi trillion-dollar organization—actually has no active combat hours logged?? What a scam!! Return your sponsorship money and die!!!
Gojo Satoru is the highest ranked S-Level esper in Japan. They even tried to create an S+ class for him when he was ten, but it doesn’t really matter, because there are no guides strong enough to help control his powers. He’s been benched since and until forever, the higher ups convinced he’s going to blow a hole the size of Texas through the planar-rift and kill a third of humanity. Without a guide, Satoru has been regulated to PR stuntman work, training in the sims with his best friend (who actually logs dungeon hours) and doom-scrolling Tweeter waiting for his secret to leak.
Until said best friend goes in for his annual guide-attunement and—suddenly—he’s now 89% compatible as Satoru’s guide??? What is happening?!
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instinct is said to be blind by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
29 May 2026
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Gojo Satoru is a prize among modern alphas: kind, protective, generous. He champions equality among the sexes and means it. A million omegas would kill for a chance with him.
His best friend, a beta, is going to beat them to it.
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A Live Oak Growing by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Apr 2026
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1877
The American WestSeparated by fire, kept apart by forces beyond his control, Satoru Gojo aims to find Suguru Geto, the 'traitor' of the Six Eyes Ranch, by any means necessary. He'll even pick up a badge that he knows he doesn't believe in. But the trail is cold, haunted by ghosts and the consequences of what he's willing to do to get what he wants. And it's all assuming that Suguru is still out there, waiting for him.
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- Part 2 of Song of Ourself
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one that ties and binds by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
13 Sep 2025
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The Siren Song, Top Rated Club on Yahoo! And Trip Advisor, seeks NEW TALENT for their 20xx Lineup! Humans AND merfolk of legal age please inquire at: xxx-xxx-xxxx GENEROUS COMPENSATION
There was a sharp pain in his chest when he considered it. Hypocrisy. He had just turned down a chance to mingle with humans and mers in the type of setting that he was studying for after all. But there were many Yen and Dollar signs printed on the poster, which the freshwater folk had not mentioned in her pitch, so perhaps it wasn't too bad. To fully immerse himself in the human experience, he would need finances. And he could not eat extra-curricular hours.
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(Marine Merfolk Geto Suguru takes a job swimming in a Mer-themed club. Everything is terrible. Especially the stupid, arrogant, former-child-star, beautiful freshwater cretin in the Big Tank) -
Eidolons by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
04 May 2025
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I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars
—Song of Myself“Let me be more clear, Little Stain. The last thing we need on this godforsaken trail is a soft-bellied little cockroach that has decided he’s going to stick it to ma and pa, throwing a tantrum and belly-aching about how he doesn’t want to go to college and marry that sweetheart just yet. We don’t need city trash like you thinking you can slum it with trail trash for a few weeks before you realize that you don’t have a fucking clue about anything out here and run back to San Antonio.”
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The Chisholm Trail, 1871. Where cowboys eke out a meager living driving cattle from southern Texas, to the railheads in Kansas.
For Saotoru Gojo, a silver-spooned son, it is where he forges his own path, chased away from his own home.
For Suguru Geto, the Sage, it is where he meets the most infuriating greenhorn he's ever had the misfortune of knowing.
For everyone else, it is the beginning of a very wild, very interesting summer.Series
- Part 1 of Song of Ourself
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Song of Ourself by sad_gnome
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
25 Apr 2026
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Just Hold Me Tight by bay_sik (sad_gnome)
Fandom HOTSHOT (Band), JBJ (Band), Topp Dogg (Band)
20 Aug 2018
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“Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”
“Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.
“What! I mean, uh, no?”
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16 Jun 2026
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something about this speaks to me as a writer. less is more. sometimes less is hotter. i will study it well
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How I Learned to Love the Bomb by Tightredpants
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Jul 2026
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Radioactive decay, (also known as nuclear decay, radioactivity, radioactive disintegration, or nuclear disintegration) is the process by which an unstable atomic nucleus loses energy through radiation. A material containing unstable nuclei is considered radioactive.
Or, Satoru is a virgin, and decides to change that.
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31 May 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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05 May 2026
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really showing my ass on my lack of ~culture~ with how late I'm finding your work, author. pls accept my apologies and all my love
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LOVEBITE by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Oct 2022
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As his life flashes before his eyes, Izuku learns what all that bullying really meant.
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05 May 2026
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bully trope!!! *gets entirely too close to the camera lens* BULLY TROPE best bully trope
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Bonnie & Klein by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 May 2022
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Greenhorn pro-heroes Izuku and Katsuki get thrown into a future where they're happily dating. To Izuku, it's like waking up into a dream. To Katsuki, it's a living nightmare.
Izuku struggles to cope with this.
Or; this is how their future selves knock some sense into the wonder duo.
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05 May 2026
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love love. the one with time-travel and the self-fulfilling future and so much acceptance and self-love that it becomes the most wholesome version of selfcest??