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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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23 Nov 2025
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"You didn't just pour that radioactive isotope down the drain, did you?" Yoongi deadpans, and Jeongguk blinks slowly. Taehyung immediately looks the other way, suddenly interested in the dust on the ceiling.
"Ah, I see.” There’s a moment of silence. “Well. Now all the university's drinking water is poisoned. No biggie."
Or, Jeongguk and his fellow premeds struggle to pass their biology classes. Yoongi is the hot cell bio TA. Taehyung tries to bake brownies. There are hermit crabs. The struggle intensifies significantly.
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18 Nov 2023
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‘Will you kiss me?’
He Tian’s mouth opens, and he searches Guan Shan’s face, looking for something. He hasn’t taken a single step forward.
‘You’re really drunk,’ he says eventually.
‘So you won’t.’
‘Ah, fuck. Guan Shan.’ He chuckles without humour and scratches the back of his neck. ‘Listen to yourself—you barely let me touch you in case someone sees and now you want me to kiss you? That doesn’t make sense. It makes me feel a bit used, to be honest.’
Guan Shan pulls on a defiant expression. ‘Do you care?’
‘You won’t like me if I say no, so I’m going to say nothing.’
-[19 Days request from Merlin - the boys take a trip to the hot springs for Chinese New Year and alcohol, drunken kissing and miscommunication ensues.]
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25 Jun 2023
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"good afternoon," jeongguk says. "do you have a few moments to listen to the word of god?"
the young man in front of him crosses his arms, tilts his head in thought. "depends...what's he saying these days?"
(jeongguk spends the final days before the rapture trying to turn lost souls to the word of god and comes across seokjin who challenges all of his beliefs).
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02 Sep 2021
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In this life, Yoongi loses him, as he has in so many before.
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When all of this had first started, it had taken Yoongi one, two, three lives to begin to understand what the universe was granting him. The universe was giving him another chance, and another, and another to be with Jeongguk, like they should have been in their first lives. The universe has been giving him chances for longer than he cares to remember—centuries, it seems, propelling Yoongi across nations and history in order to try again, again, again. To make Jeongguk his, because he couldn’t the first time.
(or: yoongi and jeongguk reincarnate across time and space again and again, their timing always off, until they finally learn to get it right.)