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“Not gonna lie, you look breedable as fuck,” Yuta remarks. “I like it.”
“Really?” Johnny says, doing the Debby Ryan hair tuck out of pure habit, pulling the hoodie’s hem down further.
Which is how Yuta finds himself between Johnny’s legs at 7pm on a Thursday.
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Chenle slides the bag towards him and Jeno empties it out onto the table. Collar, leash, some kind of harness, a fluffy tail, something that looks like a dog toy. “I would’ve gotten ears, but they all looked kind of stupid.”
“How am I supposed to be a puppy with no ears?” Jeno says, appalled. Chenle rolls his eyes.
“Uh, you’re already like 90% dog.”
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“Eggs.”
“Eggs!” Ten repeats, looking more smug than he has any right to be. “I need to lay them.”
“Alright, let me get this fucking straight,” Yangyang exhales, “Kun knocked you up with eggs, and you want to lay them in me?”
Ten nods along as if it’s the most normal thing in the world. “Don’t worry, they’re not fertilised.”
“That is literally the least of my worries.”