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The Sun Witch of the Shire and the Moon Witch of the dwarves have existed since the beginning, graced with their powers by the gods they serve for balance and to protect their respective people. When a figure appears who would rot the world, Sun Witch and Thain Bilbo Baggins is summoned to council to determine how to deal with this threat. Here he meets Moon Witch and Crown Prince Thorin Oakenshield, his stubborn counterpart, and while the attraction is undeniable, the need to handle the threat of the Necromancer before it overtakes Erebor and the world at large.
Written for the 2024 THAUC project, with art by the fantastic amazing Sandwich! Our prompts were "What if Bilbo was actually Thain of the Shire when the dwarves came knocking?" and "The Tooks weren't fae magical, they were witches"
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Tenna and Spamton, once business partners, are reunited. With a lingering strained relationship, they still have some navigating to do. Tenna might be a little too eager to jump right in.
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27 Nov 2025
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Hit with a resurgence of the old instinct to nest, Spamton learns his new body makes the experience more intense. Fortunately his television is nearby to help with the baser needs,
(A little Sneo nesting/breeding fic)Series
- Part 7 of Sneo smutshots
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27 Nov 2025
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“Alright, big guy,” Spamton started, gathering his guts up into his hands and taking another step forward. Spamton maintained eye contact. Tenna straightened his back more, if that was even possible. “I need to ask you something.”
“Y-yeah? I can answer any question you have!” Tenna's voice was strained, like he was trying way too hard to keep his cool.
The silence stretched for a couple deafening seconds.
“Could you…uh,” Spamton laughed like he was trying to break up the awkwardness of asking a question like this. The air was palpable with a feeling neither of them could name. “Can you…feel? When I touch you in the light world?”
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- Part 2 of Get Weird with That TV
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26 Nov 2025
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"Energy cannot be destroyed, nor created. It can only change from one form to another."
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Tenna has a miniature crisis about growing old and fragile, and Spamton helps him learn to find comfort in the change.
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26 Nov 2025
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To no one’s surprise, existing as a lowly Addison... followed by the live-fast BIG SHOT [Cungadero] lifestyle... taking an unwanted acid bath and being homeless (if you didn’t count the dumpster) and then BEATEN UP BY CHILDREN... none of this does a body any good. Particularly not when said body is sad and stunted, made of wood and fluff.
It also no longer looks great in a suit jacket, which is perhaps the biggest shame.
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Hanging around Castle Town after his battle with the [Sponge]s, Spamton meets an old flame again, and has to reassess everything he thought he knew about his ruined body.
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26 Nov 2025