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Sanji makes a gesture like he's going to throw up when he’s asked the question.
“What do I think about Zoro? What do you mean, what do I think about Zoro? I don’t think about mossheads. I think he’s nauseating and annoying and why the hell are you even asking me about this? Did he… say something? About me?”
Zoro hums. “What do I think about Curly? He’s not a bad salesman. I think the eyebrow is what’s putting off customers. That’s why he makes most of his sales on the phone.”
Sanji’s eyebrow twitches, his jaw tight. “That stupid son of a bitch, I’m going to kill — ”
Zoro and Sanji,
homoerotic rivalstotally hooking upsecretly best friendssworn enemies.Series
- Part 3 of with you, to anywhere
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25 Sep 2026
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Sanji had been staring at his tracking info for an hour.
His package was supposed to arrive before 10am. He’d paid extra for it to arrive before 10am.
It was 4pm.
When the door finally rang, Sanji opened it to find a soaking wet, green-haired postman, holding a large cardboard box that seemed moments away from disintegrating.
“Got a package for a Sanji Black,” the man grunted.
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23 Sep 2026

