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She Puts the Fun in Funeral by uisceB
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Feb 2024
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Gideon tapped her lip in thought. “Wellllll, I suppose, given that you just called me striking—”
“I didn’t call you striking, I said you’d make a striking impression—”
“—Called me striking,” Gideon said again, “and basically said I have the physique of a god…”
“I said absolutely none of the above.”
“Because you just said explicitly and in no uncertain terms that I am incredibly sexy, muscular, and the greatest swordswoman that ever lived…I guess I can be your date to God’s funeral,” Gideon said.
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Three years ago—the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death!—no one in the Nine Houses received a summons to Lyctorhood. Now God is dead, the saints are panicking, and Gideon is being dragged to Canaan House with Harrow to attend the funeral. Sure would be a shame if, in this time of dull mourning, Gideon were to open up a mysterious old book, accidentally steal Harrow’s powers, and pitch the entire necro-cav dichotomy into utter chaos…
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- Part 1 of She Puts the Fun in Funeral
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02 Apr 2026
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Not Quite Shining by senseoftheday
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Aug 2023
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In less than a week, Gideon would be surrounded at any moment by goggling children and fawning women, and their interactions would consist of Gideon winking at Harrow from over the heads of her entourage as she took endless selfies. It was excruciating to watch, but at the moment, felt preferable to watching Gideon awkwardly scratch her head and ask “How’s stall set-up going?” as if it would ever be possible for the two of them to have a normal conversation.
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It’s Harrow’s last year selling bone jewelry at the Dominicus Renaissance Faire before she finishes her PhD. Which means one last summer putting up with Sir Gideon, the obnoxious knight that’s been a thorn in Harrow’s side for the past three years. Except, Harrow made out with her at last year’s end of season party, and things have only gotten more complicated since then.
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- Part 1 of some kind of chivalry kink
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02 Apr 2026
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the smell of blood on concrete by sexonastick
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
10 Jun 2025
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One of the best things about becoming a monster is how much it changes up your pain tolerance. Vi can take even more hits than she used to, and it’s like she feels nothing at all — ever. Caitlyn can see the advantage in that, both financially and maybe some other ways too.
When you’re nearly immortal, you develop an eye for that kind of talent.
Or: werewolf Vi fights in the pits to finance finding her sister and vampire heiress Caitlyn wants to be the one holding the end of the leash.
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- Part 1 of got you in my veins
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06 Nov 2025
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On Her Back by CourierNinetyTwo
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
20 Jun 2025
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Caitlyn Kiramman, professional party girl, makes a bet with Vi, bouncer of the last lesbian bar in Zaun, that she can have any woman she wants.
Vi disagrees, leading to a contest of one-upmanship where scoring is all that matters. Whoever quits, can't get laid, or catches feelings first, loses.
Or, the Fuckboi AU.
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12 Oct 2025
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“Hey Cait, if I win, will you give me a kiss?” Vi leaned back, the whites of her teeth practically glowing as she winked.
And, yeah. That was the other issue. Because not only was she insanely hot, and the perfect friend, and the most flawless guest—but she was so good at flustering Caitlyn. So quick to charm her, but so quick to brush off her advances. It was all just a game to her, clearly.
So, she says the only thing she can think of that isn’t related to digging her teeth in Vi’s neck and knotting her fingers in her hair.
“You’re on.”
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12 Sep 2025