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    “You’re not being very sympathetic,” Lando replies. “My roommate is a serial killer!”

    Charles says, unhelpfully, “five months ago you walked into his apartment with no identification, no luggage, and the request for him not to look your name up on the internet, and he let you live with him without even asking if you served in the war. And we are surprised he is a lunatic?”

    Or: Oscar kills people. Lando is legally dead. Someone wants to restart the war.

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    Sam Kirk’s younger brother James is posted to the Enterprise on a six-month rotation. Spock, preoccupied with thoughts of his sister, regards this as an unique opportunity to study another pair of adult siblings in their natural habitat.

    That is very much not what happens.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    “This drink, the mage made it. It is going to make you a good boy,” she brushed back his hair, too long nails trailing along his cheek. “But you cannot tell anyone. You cannot tell a soul about this drink or this spell. You don’t talk about it. You keep it secret.”

     

    Julian opened his mouth to ask more and was hit by a pain he had never experienced. The boy cried out in pain and doubled over, arm wrapping around his screaming middle. His mother shushed him and pet at him until he was able to catch his breath.

     

    “See what happens to naughty little boys who don’t listen?” Her voice was sharp. “I told you not to say anything.”

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    Jaskier was cursed with obedience as a child and has mostly learned to get by without others knowing. Geralt is not most people.

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    13 Jun 2025

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    "Every insult, every criticism will be marked upon you, forever reminding you that you are nothing but a simple, pathetic human, who thinks too grand of himself."

    Well, it was a good thing young Julian was already used to being criticised on a daily basis.

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    "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!"

    Jaskier wasn't sure if the pain crackling through him was from the curse or his heart breaking.

    Or: How Jaskier was cursed from childhood, and manages his way through life, seeking a cure, and finding the White Wolf instead.

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    10 Jun 2025

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    Lex gets lost, and Clark claims him. An AU a la the movie “Overboard.”

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    10 Jun 2025