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Lando fishes out the phone from his pocket, ducks down a little when there’s a sharp bang of a door being opened rather harshly on the opposite end of the hallway, puts it up to his ear. “Hi, love.”
Oscar’s voice is crackly, a bit weak ‒ the connection must be shit, this far underground. “Category five bad news incoming,” he says. “Gonna be late to dinner.”
The bangs rise in both intensity and tempo, sparks flying from what Lando thinks might have been a metal lab table at some point, pressed hard against his back. He twists around, returns fire. “You’re kidding.”
Or: all Lando wants to do is finish his job, get his genetically-engineered murder child some much-needed exercise, and be home in time for dinner with Oscar's parents. Nothing in his life works out the way he wants it. Death and Other Lies: the Squeakwel.
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- Part 2 of Into the Daoliverse or Something Idk
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23 Nov 2025
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NORRIS: Are you *eating*?
PIASTRI: Am I-? Of course not.
NORRIS: Is it good?
PIASTRI: Focus, Lando. No other cars around. Leclerc ten seconds behind, slow lap. After Leclerc is Tsunoda, timed lap, Turn 13.
Let’s do a quick one.
NORRIS: On it. Bon appetit, Piastri. [static, a gasp] Pastry!Or, Oscar is Lando's new race engineer for the 2024 season, and they stumble into a coworkers with benefits situation. And then things just keep getting more and more complicated-- but hey, the season is going pretty well!
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06 Oct 2025
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"Tomlinson?" Niall asked, still not grasping the gravity of the situation. "The new assistant?"
"What do you mean, the new assistant?"
"I told you I met him yesterday when I helped the coach with the kids."
"No, you didn't tell me that."
"I did, you're the one who's freaking out for no reason."
"No, Niall," Harry took a deep breath to avoid yelling. "You told me you met our new assistant coach, not that our fucking new assistant coach is my Louis."
"Your- wait." Niall's eyes widened. "Your Louis? That Louis?"
"That Louis!"
"Are you telling me that the Louis you've been jerking off to for six years is Louis Tomlinson?"
"I didn’t-"
"Please, Harry. You should look at yourself right now," Niall interrupted, rolling his eyes.
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10 Mar 2025
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1986, Hawkins Indiana.
Stoner, nerdy, metalhead Harry Styles sells drugs to the boy of his dreams, seemingly perfect overachiever, head Cheerleader Louis Tomlinson. It wasn't supposed to become a Thing.
OR, a Stranger Things HellCheer au (without all the death)
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04 Nov 2023
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“So,” he says slowly, hoping Louis will take the bait.
He doesn’t, the clang of his fork against the plate the only sound to interrupt the awkward silence.
“Louis,” Harry says.
Still no acknowledgement.
Harry loses patience right away. “Lou, c’mon,” he says, flattening his hands against the table.
Immediately, Louis lifts his head but still stubbornly avoids his eyes. “We’re going to pretend it never happened,” he says firmly. “Alright?”
“Uh,” Harry says. No, he thinks. Not alright. He can’t forget it – it’s practically branded in the back of his mind. Red ink on smooth skin. Puckered lips. That arse.
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Or, it takes three friends, a video game, and an arse tattoo for Harry to realize the truth.
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27 Jul 2023