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'Sjust smut. Very short, and Owen/Gwen. I think I've still got a bit of kink in me somewhere.
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Picks up after "Cyberwoman." Jack and Ianto are trying to work it all out, and the hub's mainframe is acting really, really weird. Tosh can only help with her so much; the rest of the team, even less. Humor, slash, drama: this fic has it all.
THIS IS AN UNFINISHED AND ABANDONED WORK. It was originally posted on livejournal from Sept. 2007 thru Oct. 2008. All chapters can be found here. seize's friend and archivist schmirius hopes to finish posting all chapters to AO3 eventually, but, you know: life. If you're here: welcome back to Torchwood on LJ. Enjoy your stay.
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I just couldn't resist.
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(Arc III in the 'Pardon My French' series.) "When they say hold your enemies closer, is this what they mean?" Fear inspires a most unlikely joint enterprise between two houses. No, not THAT kind of enterprise. A new one, dipshit.
[Written in 2003, permanently abandoned in 2005. Incomplete!]
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- Part 3 of Pardon My French
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(Arc II of the 'Pardon My French' series.) Angst, intrigue, issues and murder abound in... uh, Hawaii. Draco, Death Eaters, bitching, pineapples, and of course--the painful death of Mary-Sue. ::Complete::
(A fic written during the Three Year Summer between GoF and OotP's publication.)
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- Part 2 of Pardon My French
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[This a UNESCO Fandom Heritage Fic originally posted to FFN in 2002-2003]. A loving parody of Cassie Claire's magnum opus that took on a life of its own. Harry and Draco banter incessantly, Draco does eventually wear leather pants at one point, Blaise is accidentally trans, and the Death Eaters go to Maui. It's a lot.
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