4 Works by secondbreakfastwizard
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one third kerosine, two thirds gasoline by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
03 Jul 2025
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He barely resists getting out his phone, because then the next thing he’ll know is Logan coming home from work and this whole mess won’t be sorted.
And he really, really does not want to have a breakdown in front of him. They’re sharing enough emotional vulnerability already, thank you very much.
So with a deep sigh he finally gets up, puts together the first box and opens a drawer.Wade, Logan and Al are moving into a bigger apartment. Unfortunately, Wade still has some... emotionally charged items he needs to deal with. Thankfully, at this point in his life he doesn't have to go through everything on his own anymore, because Logan is here now.
This technically belongs within the knee deep storyline, but works perfectly fine as a standalone.
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- Part 3 of Coming Back to Life
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we scrape our bones to numb the pain by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jun 2025
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Wade Wilson has had a shit day, so when he gets back home, he chooses to get some good old self relief with a little help from his knives.
This is a dead dove fic. Please proceed with caution.
It's really just a graphic description of Wade self-harming pretty intensely and then shooting himself, but the process of the self-harm is very cathartic for him and that feeling is a big focus of the fic. -
knee deep in this thing called life by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
01 Jun 2025
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It was Friday evening, he was sitting in his shitty apartment with a dog in his lap (that crawled there sometime within the last few minutes), drinking beer and eating sweets while pouring his heart out about his year-long relationship with the woman he thought was it for him.
And the person he was pouring his fucking heart out to was the Wolverine. The motherfucking, honest-to-god Wolverine.
Life was crazy sometimes.Or: After saving the multiverse, Wade and Logan deal with their issues and navigate life together. This includes going grocery shopping, making sure Laura is out of the void and safe, Wade having a Talk with Vanessa and much more. And maybe, just maybe, everything will turn out better than either of them would have thought.
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- Part 1 of Coming Back to Life
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Hey baby, let me be your Valentine by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
11 Feb 2025
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Wade and Logan have been together for some time, and Valentine’s day is coming up, and while they haven’t explicitly talked about it, Wade dropped some (many) hints, and is fairly sure Logan caught them.
He’s pretty excited about his present for Logan - a tiny Honda Odyssey he turned into a keychain, a memento of their time in the void and the adventure that brought them together. Plus, lots of sexy fighting!
Meanwhile Logan is aware that Wade hasn’t been properly romanced in years. He’s nothing if not a gentleman, so he’s planning on getting Wade some red roses and a dinner reservation along with that rare hello kitty clock he found on ebay.
Needless to say, if you put two emotionally constipated men together, things will not go quite as planned.Work technically belongs to /fits into the universe of my other fic, but can be read as a standalone
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- Part 2 of Coming Back to Life