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one third kerosine, two thirds gasoline by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
03 Jul 2025
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He barely resists getting out his phone, because then the next thing he’ll know is Logan coming home from work and this whole mess won’t be sorted.
And he really, really does not want to have a breakdown in front of him. They’re sharing enough emotional vulnerability already, thank you very much.
So with a deep sigh he finally gets up, puts together the first box and opens a drawer.Wade, Logan and Al are moving into a bigger apartment. Unfortunately, Wade still has some... emotionally charged items he needs to deal with. Thankfully, at this point in his life he doesn't have to go through everything on his own anymore, because Logan is here now.
This technically belongs within the knee deep storyline, but works perfectly fine as a standalone.
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- Part 3 of Coming Back to Life
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we scrape our bones to numb the pain by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jun 2025
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Wade Wilson has had a shit day, so when he gets back home, he chooses to get some good old self relief with a little help from his knives.
This is a dead dove fic. Please proceed with caution.
It's really just a graphic description of Wade self-harming pretty intensely and then shooting himself, but the process of the self-harm is very cathartic for him and that feeling is a big focus of the fic. -
knee deep in this thing called life by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
01 Jun 2025
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It was Friday evening, he was sitting in his shitty apartment with a dog in his lap (that crawled there sometime within the last few minutes), drinking beer and eating sweets while pouring his heart out about his year-long relationship with the woman he thought was it for him.
And the person he was pouring his fucking heart out to was the Wolverine. The motherfucking, honest-to-god Wolverine.
Life was crazy sometimes.Or: After saving the multiverse, Wade and Logan deal with their issues and navigate life together. This includes going grocery shopping, making sure Laura is out of the void and safe, Wade having a Talk with Vanessa and much more. And maybe, just maybe, everything will turn out better than either of them would have thought.
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- Part 1 of Coming Back to Life
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Hey baby, let me be your Valentine by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
11 Feb 2025
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Wade and Logan have been together for some time, and Valentine’s day is coming up, and while they haven’t explicitly talked about it, Wade dropped some (many) hints, and is fairly sure Logan caught them.
He’s pretty excited about his present for Logan - a tiny Honda Odyssey he turned into a keychain, a memento of their time in the void and the adventure that brought them together. Plus, lots of sexy fighting!
Meanwhile Logan is aware that Wade hasn’t been properly romanced in years. He’s nothing if not a gentleman, so he’s planning on getting Wade some red roses and a dinner reservation along with that rare hello kitty clock he found on ebay.
Needless to say, if you put two emotionally constipated men together, things will not go quite as planned.Work technically belongs to /fits into the universe of my other fic, but can be read as a standalone
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- Part 2 of Coming Back to Life
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Coming Back to Life by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
03 Jul 2025
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“I know,” III says regretfully. “I understand it’s a big leap of faith, considering what just happened to you. But—” III pauses here, and he watches as III turns to stare at his friends outside— “but II and I have already done this for Ves. We could do it for you too, easily.”
This could end so badly, he thinks, but the worst thing that could happen to him has already happened.
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- Part 1 of take the dark and carve me out a home
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19 Nov 2025
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When Ivy looks up from his phone - he was trying to distract himself, looking at lip jewellery - he’s greeted by a man in a mask, his pale mouth the only thing Ivy is able to see of his face, and now he suddenly understands all those other comments. More importantly, he remembers one in particular:
"vessel can come across as a lil weird, but he’s a chill guy! great piercer, wonderful tattoo artist, have no idea how he works through the mask, but he always does a great job. i highly recc going to his shop, the vibes are excellent. i go there to get all my stuff done, and his boyfriends really nice! you’ll get over the mask."
Yeah, if the mask wasn’t doing something for Ivy, maybe.
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- Part 1 of can i realign?
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16 Oct 2025
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Thirst trap by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Aug 2025
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Deadpool starts to send Spidey shameless thirst traps. Naturally, it escalates.
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10 Sep 2025
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Touching Me, Touching You by venvephe for Kalika999 (kalika_999)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel
05 Oct 2022
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Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:
A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!
This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.
Right?
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your taste and your smoking gun by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
13 Oct 2024
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“Like, when you….” Peter swallows. “…when you masturbate. How do you do it?”
“Have you never jerked off before?”
He’s definitely bright red. “I have! I’m just not, uh, good at it.”
“You never come?”
peter can't get off. wade helps with that.
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21 Aug 2025