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  1. Public Bookmark 7

    Aftershow by for deerie

    Fandoms: Sleep Token (Band)  

    28 Dec 2025

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    II hits the floor bodily, bruises from previous nights flaring with pain as new ones surely form alongside them, the breath driven from his lungs under the weight of III and IV’s combined weight. He’s crushed both under and between them, cheek mushed into III’s chest, IV’s head tucked in by his ear.

    “Bloody brilliant,” III says loudly, shaking II a little where his hand grips his side. “You were fuckin’ incredible, mate—”

    “Get off me,” II wheezes.

    -OR-

    A post show ritual, of sorts; one wherein II recieves the affection he does not on-stage.

    Written for the STblr Holiday Exchange!

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    i know how we got here (give in again) by

    Fandoms: Sleep Token (Band)  

    18 Jul 2024

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    “I know,” III says regretfully. “I understand it’s a big leap of faith, considering what just happened to you. But—” III pauses here, and he watches as III turns to stare at his friends outside— “but II and I have already done this for Ves. We could do it for you too, easily.”

    This could end so badly, he thinks, but the worst thing that could happen to him has already happened.

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    19 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 85

    i was a king (under your control) by

    Fandoms: Sleep Token (Band)  

    11 Jul 2024

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    When Ivy looks up from his phone - he was trying to distract himself, looking at lip jewellery - he’s greeted by a man in a mask, his pale mouth the only thing Ivy is able to see of his face, and now he suddenly understands all those other comments. More importantly, he remembers one in particular:

    "vessel can come across as a lil weird, but he’s a chill guy! great piercer, wonderful tattoo artist, have no idea how he works through the mask, but he always does a great job. i highly recc going to his shop, the vibes are excellent. i go there to get all my stuff done, and his boyfriends really nice! you’ll get over the mask."

    Yeah, if the mask wasn’t doing something for Ivy, maybe.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Thirst trap by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    31 Aug 2025

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    Deadpool starts to send Spidey shameless thirst traps. Naturally, it escalates.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Touching Me, Touching You by for Kalika999 (kalika_999)

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel  

    05 Oct 2022

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    Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:

    A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!

    This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.

    Right?

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    10 Sep 2025

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    your taste and your smoking gun by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)  

    13 Oct 2024

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    “Like, when you….” Peter swallows. “…when you masturbate. How do you do it?”

    “Have you never jerked off before?”

    He’s definitely bright red. “I have! I’m just not, uh, good at it.”

    “You never come?”

    peter can't get off. wade helps with that.

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    21 Aug 2025

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    The Adventures of Autistic Spidey and Schizophrenic Wade (Who Fall in Love and Do Other Fun Stuff) by

    Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

    30 May 2018

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    13 Aug 2025

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    New Tricks by

    Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    27 May 2025

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    Peter couldn’t be more stunned when Deadpool abruptly slips to the ground cross-legged, tosses the collar at Peter, and casually says, “Put it on me, Spider-Man.”

    He doesn’t say Webs, or Webster or any other nickname he’s come up with. Not even baby boy. It’s Spider-Man.

    Deadpool wants Spider-Man to put the collar on him.

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    Or: An accidental meeting turns into what Deadpool himself describes as "stalking-lite". What is Spider-Man supposed to do when Deadpool won't stop following him around like a lovesick puppy?

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    15 Jul 2025

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    My Boyfriend's a Murder Bot by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    05 Jul 2020

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    Wade Winston Wilson is ugly. His skin's inside out. It ripples and moves every second of every day, at constant war with the cancer. Vanessa put on a brave face for him when she first saw the changes, but it turns out even she can't stomach the sight for long. He's ugly and alone and nothing will ever be good in life again -

    If only that were his only problem.

    But Weapon X is at it again, under crisp new management, turning orphans into super slaves and bringing out the big guns to make sure nobody interferes this go around (namely one Pool comma Dead). So now, not only is Wade alone and ugly forever, but he's got a bit of a pest problem in the form of a black-clad murder-happy man spider with a collar around his neck and an unhealthy obsession with tying Deadpool up.

    So maybe it's not all bad...

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    15 Jun 2025

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    I Wouldn't Mind Being Yours by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    19 May 2023

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    Five times Spider-Man surprised Deadpool, and one time Wade surprised Peter.

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    27 May 2025

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    Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)  

    17 Jan 2021

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    09 May 2025

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    we are all meant for softer things (even, especially, you) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    21 Feb 2019

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    Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)

    Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.

    Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?

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    07 May 2025

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    Imperfect Strangers by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    28 Nov 2022

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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

    OR

    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    03 May 2025

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    Gunpoint by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)  

    25 Feb 2023

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    Deadpool's amazing plan on seducing Spider-Man aka his partner in crime law? aka roof buddy aka baby boy aka future husband

     

    1) Buy food    he's like a stray cat who eats everything and then skedaddles

     

    2) Ass worship      side-eyes are probably a bad sign?

     

    3) Gift a knife   Deadpool plushie   phone   blender     fucking hell

     

    4) Kidnap until he gets Stockholm syndrome  don't do that

     

    5) Destroy Stop his biggest hater aka John Jonah Jameson aka old white man with an opinion aka cowboy mustache aka the real menace

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    03 May 2025

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    All About Chemistry by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    17 Mar 2016

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    After serving his 20 years in the Marine Corps, Wade Wilson is cashing in his GI Bill and going back to college. He feels like the old man on campus, but that doesn't matter. He likes his classes. He likes learning. And he especially likes his Chemistry professor with the messy brown hair.

    (COMPLETE!!)

    [(Tags updated. Trigger Warnings are on all chapters containing sensitive content.)]

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    19/19
    Collections:
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    28 Apr 2025

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    Can Beauty Come Out of Ashes (with Xanax and a Cold Brew)? by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    14 May 2019

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    Based off prompt #56: Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model.

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    "I got one of my sources tellin’ me Wade Wilson, fucking Deadpool, is going to make an appearance," Jameson says. "You know how big that is kid? That’s recluse coming out of a billion dollar hiding hole big. I want you on the ground floor, I want you taking the first goddamn picture of that pompous scarred sonofabitch and coming back here to print first thing, you got that?”

    Peter's head hurts.

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    28 Apr 2025

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    I'm With You by

    Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel  

    09 Oct 2024

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    Logan’s return to field work doesn’t go smoothly, and he starts to spiral. Wade steps in, desperate to help, and in the process finally learns about Logan’s “leash”. Discussions are had, promises are made, and multiple kinds of happy endings eventually occur.

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    4/4
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    14 Oct 2024

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    don’t leave me tongue tied by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    30 Jul 2024

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    Logan notices the sticky notes a week after moving in.

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    30 Aug 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 32

    We Don't See the Sun Anymore by

    Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud  

    31 Jan 2024

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    “This isn’t a job interview. It’s a trap, Ms Carlyle. Run.”

     

    There is no Lockwood & Co. to take Lucy in when she reaches London. There is however a Ghost Cult called the Visionaries, and two missing boys locked in a basement.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
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    28 Mar 2024

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    Not Yet by for lyssar

    Fandoms: Glee  

    20 Apr 2013

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    Blaine has an incredible body because he gets up every day at 6am to go running. Problem? He wakes Kurt up at 6am every morning to go running. One Saturday morning, Kurt's had quite enough of that and decides that Blaine needs to be punished.

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    Comments:
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    18
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    10 Jan 2022

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