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I decided to write this after being OUTRAGED by the number of highly problematic and abusive fanfics I see on this site! Honestly I shouldn't even post it here at all, since AO3 is complicit in LITERAL SEX TRAFFICKING and ABUSE by allowing just anyone to post whatever they want. But it's the best website for posting fic. What am I supposed to do, raise money to pay for servers and use AO3's entirely, 100% open source code to start a new site that upholds REAL MORALITY? Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.
Enjoy!
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02 May 2026
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your face cradled by hands that kill by stormscrait
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Apr 2026
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On a trip to Uberwald, Vetinari and Drumknott's coach is stopped by bandits. Vetinari... deals with the situation. Drumknott.. has feelings about this.
A quick piece about getting turned on by murder.
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30 Apr 2026
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Uncein University by Diminua
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, James Bond (Craig Movies)
03 Apr 2023
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There's something odd about the latest member of the Modern History department. Is it that he's been recently shot in the leg? Is it his connection to the shadowy figure of Lord Downey or that he's rumoured to have friends at MI6?
What Rufus Drumknott does know is that he can't be imagining things. Rufus never imagines things.
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18 Apr 2026
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“I have been poisoned, Drumknott. There is no antidote and the treatment is impractical, so I am going to die and you are going to have an awful lot to work to do with my successor, so you may as well get started.”
Vetinari is poisoned. There is only one thing that will cure him...
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10 Apr 2026