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Malfoy's interest is caught by a certain Muggle drug store item. (Hint: Flavoured Condoms)
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17 Feb 2026
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Speaking to Draco is like poking a beehive - and Harry is a glutton for punishment.
In which Harry makes some serious blunders and then tries to fix it. Somehow.
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Draco’s eyes narrow and his mouth purses, pretty and pink and wet from whatever he’s been drinking. “Any mediocre time is better than whatever you can you offer, Head Auror Potter. We’ve had this conversation. I thought I made myself clear.”
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08 Feb 2026
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It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.
The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.
So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.
Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.
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20 Jan 2026
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the same damn thing that made my heart surrender by chasingwildlife
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
19 Feb 2024
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“City morgue,” Richie warbles when he answers the call.
“What the fuck, Richie?” Eddie shouts, no patience for Richie’s lame attempt at a prank.
“Shit, Eds,” Richie sighs. Eddie can hear noise from Richie’s end, voices that indicate Richie has company. He thinks he can pick out Bill’s energetic tone from the blend. “I’m sorry, man, we got backed into a corner–”
“What the hell kind of corner would force you to release a track with my fucking voice on it without my fucking permission?”
“Yeah, he’s mad mad,” Richie’s voice is distant, clearly turning his mouth away from the phone to speak to the other people in the room.
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Entirely inspired by Carly Holt's bridge on About You by the 1975.
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24 Sep 2024
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Every Me and Every You by bixgirl1 for magpie_fngrl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2018
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Harry liked his life just fine, thankyouverymuch — so it was bad enough when a sly fairy cursed him to leap into alternate realities. But seeing Malfoy in all of them? Definitely way too much. And worse yet: needing the bastard's help to figure out how to get out of of it.
It was a disaster waiting to happen, really.
Well... probably.
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27 Aug 2024