2 Works by shrinemaker
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After the very recent destruction of Starkiller Base, Kylo Ren and General Hux are summoned before Snoke expecting punishment for their failures. What they get instead is much worse. Being forced into "cohabitation" with only the very vague instructions to "work out some of that rivalry" is a personal hell for both of them, albeit for different reasons, however, neither of them anticipated *feelings* to enter the equation at all.
Oh, and the Force Ghost of Anakin Skywalker *really* isn't helping.Featuring: Everyone's emotional incompetence, Obi-Wan Kenobi cheering in vindication, and a Snoke that is so Southern he says y'all in almost every sentence.
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Mayhem and Matrimony by shrinemaker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
11 Sep 2021
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“Good morning, Gotham!” [Joker] yelled, his voice amplified by the lapel mic on his breast, “Are y’all having a lovely time?”
“No!” the people of Gotham yelled back, on fire and spiteful.
“Well, alright then. Would you like all of this mayhem to stop?”
“Yes?” yelled the people of Gotham, on fire and suspicious.
“Well then I only ask for one thing, dear Gothamites. I want…” Joker paused. Make them wait for it…
“Batman’s hand in marriage!”
Boom.