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    "On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
    "Zero."
    Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.

    In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.

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    13 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Do you know the Chinese legend of the red thread of fate?”

    “It says that everyone has a thin but unbreakable red thread tied to their little finger, and that it will lead you to the person destined for you”

    “Even after death?”

    “Yes, even after death.”

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    26 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    The years pass by, but Naruto's lust for Hinata will never fade.

    A rewrite of the very first chapter of Chicken Ramen for the Pervert's Soul.

    Some nasty, filthy smut, just how I like it.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    A night after one eventful mission kicks off an unexpected development between two best friends. Both Boruto and Sarada give in to temptation and lunge themselves head-on into something they think to have well under control... Until they don't.

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    06 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    From an early age, Sarada and Boruto spent their Christmases at the family’s cozy chalet in a small village where snow fell faithfully every December. Those magical days skiing, ice skating, and being surrounded by the people they loved most turned Christmas into Sarada’s favorite holiday.

    That year, however, everything felt different. Everyone seemed to be bringing a romantic partner along — including Boruto’s newly eighteen-year-old sister and even his ex, now dating his brother. As if that weren’t enough, their eccentric neighbor Ada once again set her sights on Boruto, despite being married.

    Determined not to be the only one alone on Christmas night, Boruto casually tells his mother he’ll be bringing a girlfriend. The problem? He doesn’t have one. Worse, she assumes the girlfriend is Sarada —his best friend and her dream daughter-in-law.

    Now, amid Christmas traditions, misunderstandings, and falling snow, Boruto must convince his best friend that it’s all just a harmless Christmas pretend—and that their friendship will survive it. But the hardest part may be admitting what has always been right in front of them: that true love might have begun long before that Christmas.

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    06 Jan 2026