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“That’s a bullshit answer and you know it, Meredith,” said Alexander, “It’s about who you would fuck not who you’re already fucking.”
“I asked who you thought was the cutest, I didn’t say anything about,” Wren hesitated “fucking.” Hearing Wren whisper ‘fucking’ in her adorable british accent felt so out of place that Filippa couldn’t help but chuckle.
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Pretty much just a bunch of oneshots of Alexander, Filippa, Meredith, and Wren gossiping about shit.
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Truth or Dare by signorbenedick
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
02 Jan 2017
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“Truth or dare?” Asked Dirk.
“Dare.”
“You should- no-” said Dirk looking around Todd’s small apartment for ideas. “Go run around outside in your underwear!”
“I'm not doing that!”
“Come on it’ll be funny! It's not that cold outside!”
“I change my mind I’m doing truth!”
“No you can’t do that!”
“Why not?”
“It’s against the rules!”
“Why do you want my clothes off so bad?”Dirk and Todd get drunk and play truth or dare.
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New Year's Eve kisses by signorbenedick
Fandoms: Star Wars, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
31 Dec 2015
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“There’s so many things you must of missed out on growing up as a stormtrooper” replied Poe
“Like, what?” Finn wondered.
“I don't know? Kissing! Have you ever kissed anyone before?” Answered Poe.
Finn thought about it, no he had never kissed anybody, but he had thought about it before. He often thought about kissing Poe.
“No.” He mumbled realizing he had taken an unusual amount time to answer such a simple question. Poe smirked.
“That's fine.” Poe stated “Hey, I bet I could find somebody for you to kiss at midnight” he suggested
“Okay, why not?” Finn agreed despite really only wanting to kiss Poe.
“There’s bound to be someone here with low enough standards to kiss you.” Poe teased touching Finn's shoulder.
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I'm with you in Rockland by pangaeaseas
Fandoms: Voyná i mir | War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
28 May 2020
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Trains, candles, what happens after death or maybe just the voices in your head. Society ladies and the similarities between them. Children, or the lack thereof. Run-on sentences and if death makes you crazy. Lovers and husbands and foreign languages and drugs and whether one should get married. A pep talk, except too late and more like a monologue.
Oh Anna, your candle is flickering but I do not have to tell you that. Who am I? A question, good, of the inane sort you so despise, and I once so loved, because you have to be good at inane questions to be good in society, and there was nothing but society for me. I’m Helene Kuragin, Countess Bezukhova, Yelena Vasilievna, one thousand separate names each with their own ways of classifying me like a specimen in a cabinet. Call me Helene or Ellen, because I was born in the wrong country and I can hardly even make my mouth form Russian words, nor do I want it to. Oh, and I’m dead.
All adulteresses go mad and kill themselves.
Or, Helene Kuragin appears to Anna Karenina as she's on the train platform.
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05 Jun 2021
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Bunny convinces, coerces, blackmails—whatever you want to call it—the group into seeing Cats (2019). Richard has a bad trip.
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30 Oct 2020