6 Works by simplerplease

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    “Just look at you,” Hisoka croons, trailing his thumb over the silken skin of Chrollo’s jaw. “You look so pretty like this. So utterly helpless,” he pauses, sharp golden eyes narrowing for a fraction of a second. “Our Danchou, on his knees,” his mellow voice almost breaks into a rasp somewhere in the middle. “All for me. Who would’ve thought?”

     

    “Hisoka, please,” Chrollo chuckles, looking up through his dark lashes. “How can anyone love you and still be standing?”

     

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    Hisoka has one hand wrapped around a heart, and one around a throat.

    Language:
    English
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    4,544
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    “We’re gonna be fucked.”

    “Thoroughly.”

    “You’re gonna end up in prison one day.”

    “And you’re going to get killed because of me.”

    “Please,” Kurapika snorts. “I could get killed without your intrusion.”

    “You also could be the one to put me in prison.”

    “I could.”

    “Can we fuck in prison?”

    “Can we fuck in hell?”

    or

    five times Kurapika falls unconscious in Kuroro’s arms and one time he falls asleep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,950
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    1,627
    Bookmarks:
    267
    Hits:
    25,061
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    Instead of being dared to go try skinny dipping in the Great Lake or mess around with Filch, Harry has to write and send a love letter to the first person he fell in love with.

    It’s not Ginny Weasley. Not Cho Chang either. Thank fuck Draco Malfloy transferred to Beauxbatons for the Eigth Year.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,652
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    254
    Kudos:
    1,431
    Bookmarks:
    280
    Hits:
    19,657
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    “I hope my soulmate’s tatt’s a dick,” Richie says with a disgusting grin he knows Stanley fucking hates, instantly earning himself a look of disdain.

    “It would mean they’re gonna die from one, you fucking degenerate,” Stan intones, standing up to throw the apple core in the bin. “Those tattoos are a prophesy. If you have a car, you’ll probably die in an accident. If you have a dick, your soulmate’s probably a perv.”

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    Soulmate au, where destined lovers see each other’s destined end in an ink above their hearts.

    Stan and Richie don’t see shit on each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,852
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    3,085
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    “... because the elevator was too crowded and I had to go on foot and there were no fucking numbers on the floors and I’ve lost fucking count and got lost...” he pushes the door into the room, still recording an audio, “...fucking twice—oh.”

    His phone buzzes as the message gets sent to Mike. Richie blinks. It’s not Eddie in the room.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,838
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,844
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    Bill gets drunk, texts a number written on the club bathroom wall, regrets it, then falls in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,817
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    1,166
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    17,975

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