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    Surprisingly, Flambae doesn’t mind the newest dispatcher for Z-Team. Robert is a snarky asshole normie, but he’s smart as shit, actually seems invested in the job, and is all too willing to flirt back whenever Flambae can’t keep his mouth shut.

    Meanwhile Flambae’s arch nemesis, the infamous villain Mecha-Man with his wet freak sidekick, continues to make his life a living hell.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Robert groans into his hands. “I am running the worst villain league in the fucking world.”

    ⬆️ do you love a sarcastic funny ass chase or maybe waterboy acting like an “evil fucking wet doberman” all bark and bite(still a squish mellow)? Well give this a read!

    (Got even better…chase gave phenoman weed and pj bottoms)

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    Robert has always known he was different - that there was something fundamentally wrong with him. He often felt like there was too much of him stuffed into the confines of his meat and bones - like some weird fleshy prison. He would stare at his hand sometimes and see T̶̟̅͑Ḫ̵͖̋̎Ì̸̼N̴̪̈́Ǧ̵͚̕S̶͎͐ moving underneath. He swore he could taste what people around him were feeling more than he could observe with his eyes. 

    Maybe that's why his father never loved him. Maybe that's why Uncle Elliot went mad. Maybe that's why he became addicted to the taste of a certain pyrokinetic villain. Maybe that's why, after the explosion, he stopped trying to pretend to be human - he's not.

    He's Mecha Man Eldritch.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Eldridge Robert

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    A day goes bad to worse for 14 year old Izuku Midoriya, as he wakes up trapped in a computer simulation with nine different Horror games. The only objective given by the madman who locked him in? Beat all nine games, or be deleted.

    A year later, a very different Izuku shows up at the Gates of UA to take the entrance exam.

    What horrors has he faced?

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    10 Nov 2023

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    Ch.63
    Video games simulation

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    Midoriya Izuku is medically quirkless, not technically homeless, perpetually exhausted and doing his damned best despite it all. He also sees spirits, which might be cool if not for the fact that a) no one else does, b) they really don't like him very much, and c) he's pretty sure the heroes now think he's a villain working for the League.

    Aizawa Shota just wants to take down Overhaul, rescue Eri, keep his students alive, get some rest, and find out how this Deku kid knows things he absolutely should not know about his personal life and the Shie Hassaikai case.

    Unless Nighteye's right, and the kid really is a villain.

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    10 Sep 2022

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    Lots of great rec’s to look over! Izu can see spirits that give people quirks! He is the bridge between worlds!

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    When Mecha Man Astral died, his legacy died with him, his murder never solved, his son left behind, and his Astral Pulse never seen again.

    Fifteen years later, Robert Robertson III, working under the name Mecha, is still chasing down leads on his missing birthright. Leads that always end up turning up nothing. After his latest failure to locate the Astral Pulse, Shroud gives Robert a new mission: infiltrate the SDN as a dispatcher. A laughably simple job.

    Well it would be, if he could keep his eyes off of Flambae for five fucking minutes.

    The closer they're drawn to one another, the harder Robert's inevitable betrayal will be. For both of them.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Ch.21

    Simply put “best damn thing I’ve read in awhile” and it’s a fucking original that expands the dispatch universe in a way that is so manically funny, you can’t get bored!