sinnamonroar
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 560,073
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 57
- Comments:
- 29,071
- Kudos:
- 46,405
- Bookmarks:
- 7,459
- Hits:
- 2,081,070
Bookmarked by sinnamonroar
04 Sep 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
FUCKJKKKKKKKKKKJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ THIS IS THE BEST GENSHIN IMPACT FIC I’VE READ OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST BEST BEST BEST PLSSSS EVERYTHING IS THE BEST!!! BGTEA IS ON TOP
-
Pulcinella's Guide to PR and Marketing Strategies - Idol Edition by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
To say that Inazuma’s Mission is a disaster is putting it lightly. What happened in Inazuma is unequivocally a clusterfuck with a capital C, a shit storm of epic proportions not unlike the one raised by Osial himself during the Liyue Mission, which, coincidentally, also tanked the Fatui’s reputation. Dear Archons, it tanked the Fatui’s reputation so hard and so fast that Pulcinella will be lucky if he can manage to dredge up its shattered remains from the depths of the Earth in which it now lays.
Luckily, Pulcinella has a Plan to fix things, and it all starts with an old, black-and-white photo of Tartaglia in a glorious winter coat.
Series
- Part 1 of Pulcinella's PR Series
-
Tags
Summary
That’s got to be the weirdest looking dog Ajax has ever seen in his life.
At least, Ajax thinks it’s a dog. It’s got scraggly little ginger tufts of fur around the neck and a strip of wild fur running down the spine like a mohawk, ending in more bushy, fluffy fur bits sprouted at the end of the tail. There are also some sort of strange protrusions from its head, like antlers, or maybe tumours? Fuck if Ajax knows, he’s not a medical professional.
But even with his lack of medical knowledge, he knows the dog-thing is in bad shape; it’s so covered in dirt and blood that Ajax can’t even tell what colour it is beneath all that grime.
--
In which Ajax finds, what he calls in his mind, a "Dog-Lizard", on his random walk around the city and accidentally becomes a pet parent without realizing he's adopted a god.
-
why do MMOs have marriage system by Sakamichi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Jul 2023
Tags
Summary
Dan Heng's game is going great. He joins a stable guild, finds a strong permanent party, builds an actual online friendship with other players. He just hopes this game ends the couple/marriage system soon.
-
Tags
Summary
In which the Harbingers are all meddling uncles and aunties, and Tartaglia is the spoiled baby of the group (whether he likes to admit it or not). As uncles and aunties, how can they not intervene (read: swoop in like overprotective mama and papa bears) when they catch wind that not only is their youngest upset after his Liyue trip, but that the reason he's upset has to do with this mysterious "Mr. Zhongli" of Liyue?