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  1. Rec 64

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    Finding out where Spider-Man lived was an accident. Spying on him was maybe, possibly less of an accident. But hey, it's not Wade's fault the dude never closes his blinds!

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    29 Apr 2026

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    An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.

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    Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.

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    29 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    truly peak

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    Peter likes Wade. A lot. Like-likes him. But this is a problem, see? Because Wade has no idea who is behind the Spiderman mask.

    And then they go to a New Years Eve Party hosted by Tony Stark, get completely wasted, and suddenly this does not seem to be nearly as much of a problem as Peter originally thought. Because Peter always makes the best decisions while drunk, don't you know? Especially when his decision involves getting into Deadpool's pants.

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    28 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 8

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    A girl who looks around the same age as Collie’s younger sister greets him with a concerned expression when she pulls around to the window.

    “Um,” she begins hesitantly after he reads back her total and she reaches out to hand him her card, “there’s a guy out there by the sign, I think he’s an employee but he’s, like, crawling around in the bushes…”

    Collie closes his eyes briefly. “Yeah, he works here,” he says. “Would you like your receipt?”

    When Collie's coworker Gary finds a kitten alone near their fast food joint, it leads to something Collie never would've predicted; but it just might be exactly what they both need.

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    27 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    INCREDIBLE

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    "So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it.

    Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup."

    (It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)

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    27 Apr 2026