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he will have power the dark lord knows not by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2015
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It was Mrs. Figg who suspected first.
She noticed many things, sitting on her side of her fence with her cats chasing butterflies and nuzzling her ankles, Mundungus and the other watchers dropping by for tea now and then.
Mrs. Figg noticed that Petunia was a nosy bit of work with insecurities hanging from her every harsh angle. She noticed when Dudley learned the word MINE-- the whole neighborhood noticed that one. She noticed that Vernon glared at owls.
She noticed that when Petunia gave Harry a truly horrendous haircut one year, it grew back in at a normal rate. Harry was uneven and weird-looking for ages, hiding under beanies when he could.
When Mrs. Figg had Harry over for carefully miserable afternoons of babysitting, she noticed nothing moved that shouldn't. He didn't accidentally make flowers out of fallen leaves, or levitate anything during tantrums, or turn toys funny colors.
Mrs. Figg called up her mother, interrupting the wizarding bridge game she was winning against the nursing home staff, and asked her how she had known, decades back, that her youngest daughter was a squib.
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- Part 6 of boy with a scar
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21 Jul 2017
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Your favorite place on the ship is a small wing of the upper deck dining hall called a “coffee shop.” You don’t really know much about it, actually, except for the little things you hear now and then. Coffee is a drink from a planet called Earth, as is the alien chained to the counter, who calls itself a “human.” You only know that much because you overheard it say so to an angry highblood once.
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19 May 2017
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Don't stop until eternity. And even then.
(Davekat, meteor to can land to earth c and on. Happy anniversary.)
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01 May 2017
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Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?
This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.
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29 Apr 2017
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-- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --
GT: hi!
GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?--
The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary as killer glitches infect the game and "Davesprite" plays the role of unwilling villain.
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- Part 1 of Constants & Variables: A Species Swap AU