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he will have power the dark lord knows not by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2015
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It was Mrs. Figg who suspected first.
She noticed many things, sitting on her side of her fence with her cats chasing butterflies and nuzzling her ankles, Mundungus and the other watchers dropping by for tea now and then.
Mrs. Figg noticed that Petunia was a nosy bit of work with insecurities hanging from her every harsh angle. She noticed when Dudley learned the word MINE-- the whole neighborhood noticed that one. She noticed that Vernon glared at owls.
She noticed that when Petunia gave Harry a truly horrendous haircut one year, it grew back in at a normal rate. Harry was uneven and weird-looking for ages, hiding under beanies when he could.
When Mrs. Figg had Harry over for carefully miserable afternoons of babysitting, she noticed nothing moved that shouldn't. He didn't accidentally make flowers out of fallen leaves, or levitate anything during tantrums, or turn toys funny colors.
Mrs. Figg called up her mother, interrupting the wizarding bridge game she was winning against the nursing home staff, and asked her how she had known, decades back, that her youngest daughter was a squib.
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- Part 6 of boy with a scar
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21 Jul 2017
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Your favorite place on the ship is a small wing of the upper deck dining hall called a “coffee shop.” You don’t really know much about it, actually, except for the little things you hear now and then. Coffee is a drink from a planet called Earth, as is the alien chained to the counter, who calls itself a “human.” You only know that much because you overheard it say so to an angry highblood once.
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- 12/12
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19 May 2017
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Don't stop until eternity. And even then.
(Davekat, meteor to can land to earth c and on. Happy anniversary.)
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- 9,304
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- 1/1
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01 May 2017
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Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?
This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.
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- English
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- 78,311
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- 37/37
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- 3
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- 943
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29 Apr 2017
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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- English
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- 53,993
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- 17/17
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- 957
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06 Jan 2017
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Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts by Unpretty
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
03 Mar 2025
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A DC universe where moms are awesome and raise their kids right. Now with more melanin and queerness. Also, Gotham's in Michigan and Metropolis is in Connecticut. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Fics are in chronological order but are all standalone.
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22 Dec 2016
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As a new player to Sburb, you are likely to experience an age-old dilemna foreordained by the gaming age. Namely, to ask yourself: Is this bugged, or do I just not get it?
Well look no further! This Sburb Glitch FAQ will tell you everything you wanted to know about Sburb and even more that you never asked for!
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22 Dec 2016
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When you meet Rrhose Lalonde for the first time, you are completely and utterly intimidated. In reading through her game walkthrough, your imagination ran wild, but in retrospect, your past dreams of what she might be like fell terribly short. Which is silly. Very silly. You spent hours watching her through your husktop, and you spoke to her far more often than any of the players from the other gaming session. You’ve seen her with a bucket on her head, for goodness sake.
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11 Dec 2016
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AC: :33 < *ac wanders over to her furrends hive and carefully places a purresent of a freshly killed cluckbeast on the ground*
AC: :33 < *she scratches tentatively at his door and asks if dave is home*
AC: :33 < *she thinks that if he isnt she can find other ways to spend her evening but that it would be much more fun to spend it together*
TG: *dave types sup on his keyboard*
AC: :33 < booo thats cheating!!!
TG: *dave types how is this cheating on his keyboard*
TG: oh wait
TG: *akwete purrmusk types how is this cheating on his keyboard*- Language:
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17 Nov 2016
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The low fuel warnings feel like they’re blinking at the back of your eyeballs—annoying as ever, and you still haven’t figured out how to break that part of the system—but hey. Not actually your problem. You’re the pure polished pinnacle of Alternian engineering and medicine (polished! pinnacle! hahaha, cracks you up every time), you’ve never needed to worry about fuel. And oh dear, it looks like nobody bothered to line up your orders before they booted you up. It looks like things have been left to your better judgment. Your better judgment says: ground-to-orbit protocol II, full thrust.
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- 1/1
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16 Nov 2016
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Since you’re trying to get to know everyone, you eventually notice that there’s one troll you’re not sure you actually know at all? You know who the Zahhaks are, Equius is hilarious and so much fun to fluster, and Horuss is right there, the same not-quite-a-duplicate intergenerational parallel like all the game-playing trolls have. But yeah, Horuss is by far the person you’ve talked to least since coming to the new universe. It’s kinda weird, because even Equius will have nice long conversations with you if you poke him the right way, but Horuss only responds to your messages with one or two lines, and then just… lets the conversations die. Every time. That’s… fine, you know? If that’s just how he rolls? But once you notice, you start paying him way more attention irl, and it’s really weird. Because he’s there, like, all the time, at all the get-togethers and parties and dinners, only you’d never notice if you weren’t looking for him.
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- English
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16 Nov 2016
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Dave Strider has it made. He's made his first movie and is about to screen his second. To keep his busy life in order, he hires a young secretary called John. John is everything he could need; orderly, efficient, and regrettably attractive. Despite Dave's best attempts, John starts to worm his way into his personal life, uprooting the calm he's worked so hard to maintain.
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16 Nov 2016
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Because I'm still salty about not getting this conversation in canon.
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16 Nov 2016
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You knew that things would be different after you won the game. You just didn't know that you'd end up here.
After SBURB has been won, you wake up, back in the pre-game universe. Sort of.
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- Part 1 of Catalysis
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03 Nov 2016
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IN WHICH TWO SETS OF HUMAN BROTHERLY BONDS ARE ESTABLISHED, SEVERAL CORRUPT INSTITUTIONS OF MORALITY ARE IDEOLOGICALLY DEMOLISHED, A DOG WITCH USES GOD POWERS TO MESS WITH EXQUISITELY CAREFULLY PLANNED INFRASTRUCTURE PLANS FOR SOME TREES LIKE A JACKASS,-- by optimisticDuelist (lasciviousWildheart)
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Jan 2017
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--APPROXIMATELY A BILLION FUCKING CONSORTS AND CHESS PEOPLE, ALONG WITH A LOT OF USELESS GOD MODED LAYABOUTS ARE LEAD TO SUCCESSFUL COLONIZATION AND ESTABLISHMENT BY A SUCCESSFUL AND COMPASSIONATE LEADER, AND LONG-SUNDERED SOULMATES TORN APART BY FEAR AND DEVASTATING, MIND-BOGGLING STUPIDITY ARE REUNITED AT LAST BY A WISE, COMPASSIONATE BOSS / GUIDANCE FIGURE AND HIS LOYAL, EFFICIENT RIGHT-HAND MAN. THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE CRYING SCENES, TWO KISSES, AND OVER TEN TOTAL MINUTES OF REAL-TIME DESCRIPTION OF LONGING GAZES AND TENDER HUGS. 2 RESOUNDING ENDORSEMENTS OF BELOVED MUNICIPAL OFFICIALS. PRIMERS ON HUMAN/TROLL INTERSPECIES ROMANCE.
THIS TEXT IS SUGGESTED SCHOOLFEEDING MATERIAL FOR ALL REASONABLY GROWN HATCHLINGS GAZING OUT ON THE BLIGHTED WASTELAND OF THEIR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS, WISHING THEY WERE DEAD, AND DESPERATELY YEARNING SOMEONE WOULD CLUE THEM IN ON JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
RATED 8(17)+ AND UP.
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- 87,263
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- 13/13
- Comments:
- 250
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02 Nov 2016
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An incestuous slurry of lesbian cybersex.
Featuring Karkat.
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26 Oct 2016
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In which Karkat is a Registered Companion, Eridan is his client, and Dave and Jane crash a party.
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“Your display of staggering bureaucratic profligacy and waste impresses me so much, Ampora. Seriously. It’s like a beautiful mating dance. Truly this is the foundation of good government.”Series
- Part 1 of lightning bug au
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24 Oct 2016
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Dave drops by the twinkle vermin class transport-ship Calliope to visit Captain Crocker and her crew. He engages Jake for some repair work, bugs his brothers of the corporeal and non-corporeal varieties, and stops in to
harasschat with Karkat. Absolutely no flirting ensues.Series
- Part 2 of lightning bug au
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24 Oct 2016
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The Kaiju - or Horrorterrors, as the trolls call them - first invaded Earth through a transdimensional rift at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Serving the Condesce in her quest to add Earth to the Alternian Empire, these monsters have terrorized humanity for twelve years. With the help of rebel troll factions and the adaptation of Alternian mind integration technology - The Drift - the Interspecies Defense Program has fought back as the last line of defense between the Kaiju and Earth.
Karkat Vantas was a Jaeger pilot, fought for freedom in the Assault on the Breach that brought trolls to Earth. The loss of his co-pilot left him bitter and full of rage, but desperate times have lead to him being recruited to join the fray once more.
Dave Strider is the best and brightest the Interspec program has to offer. Jaeger Restoration Project Head, highest simulation score on record, and younger brother of the Deputy Marshal - except he's not allowed in a Jaeger.
Nobody expects them to be Drift Compatible.
If I lose everything in the fire, I'm sending all my love to you...
- Language:
- English
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- 108,975
- Chapters:
- 20/22
- Comments:
- 445
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23 Oct 2016
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Are you prepared for some crazy fucking pony adventures?
(An audio version of sonnetstuck's brilliant Detective Pony fanwork)Bookmarked by sir287y
02 Oct 2016