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A world where Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
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01 Oct 2016
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Establishing an intergalactic romantic long-distance relationship with a supposedly aquatic alien who claims his race is out to dominate the universe is almost as hard as keeping said relationship intact without dying from a massive case of blue balls. It's hard and nobody understands.
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28 Sep 2016
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There’s a lot of shit that takes some getting used to about this new universe.
But the one thing that took you the longest to even begin to understand was the clown.
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20 Sep 2016
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"Look, it's not my fault you're the hero with the shitty one liners."
"Well it's not my fault you're the villain that has no taste!"Bookmarked by sir287y
20 Sep 2016
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Polite, a natural leader, and unusually strong. John is certainly a human worth paying further attention to.
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19 Sep 2016
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Your name is Dave Strider.
You’re the baddest MC this side of the meteor and damn do you know it.
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- Part 2 of Improvidence
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19 Sep 2016
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"Fine. Assuming that no court on earth discovers that you are an interdimensional spy in deep disguise," Rose corrects herself, flopping down on the bed to lie next to you, "we are now legally married. In the State of Nevada. You are now my beautiful wife."
You think about this for some time.
After a while, you say, "We have to tell everybody."
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18 Sep 2016
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It's hate at first sight for Karkat when Dirk sets foot on the meteor. All would be fine and simple if it stayed that way.
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17 Sep 2016
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*Karkat/Dave* written for dyonoi's prompt on tumblr
"petition for davekat content with karkat comforting dave after having to decapitate dirk. because even if dirk was fine that shits gotta be really traumatizing, especially to a guy that hates fighting and doesnt want to hurt anyone."
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17 Sep 2016
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-- ectoBiologist [EB] has opened memo HOLY WOW A BABY on board Adventure Time for Assholes --
EB: guys i found a baby!
EB: like a *troll* baby
EB: or a whatever we're now baby.
EB: it's got like a shell on its back and itsù%Onjùfr
EB: chewing on my pants hehehe, okay i'll pay attention to that little rascal for a minute.
EB: brb with more exciting discoveries!!-- turntechGodhead [TG] has joined the memo --
TG: spoiler john its a trap the baby is a bait b some monsters lure c about to go facehugger on your ass and hollow itself a nice comfy nest out of your chest cavity d all of the above run while you still can
TG: john
TG: johnny john john
TG: you asshole if you get eaten at least give us gps coordinates so we can loot your corpseSeries
- Part 6 of Sunlightverse
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15 Sep 2016
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12 Sep 2016
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TT: All possible data was collected and the results are showing that I don’t give a fuck.
TG: man after my own soulBookmarked by sir287y
06 Sep 2016
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TG: lets say i humor you
TG: and lets pretend all this junk theatrically spewing from your inarticulate mouth like the niagara falls of bullshit is actually legit
TG: what the hell do you want from meBookmarked by sir287y
06 Sep 2016
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“Daevit Stride, at your service,” he drawls. “Y’know, while we’re being so very courteous and polite in the course of these here introductions.” He kicks a foot up at you and you can see the cholerbear trap clamped around his leg, teeth sunk in through sneaker and jeans all the way to flesh. There’s a glint in the ragged depths of the shredded denim that you really, really hope isn’t bone. “Lend a hand, buddy?”
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- Part 1 of Sleepsong
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04 Sep 2016
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You don't know what you thought you were doing here or how in all of paradox space this was ever going to work. All you managed to do was completely fuck up your one chance at something great.
He's going to fucking hate you.
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03 Sep 2016
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As if it wasn't hard enough to lose all his memories and wake up in a completely unfamiliar place, John now has to remember who he used to be, all while being judged on his eternal placement in the afterlife. With his gun-happy roommate, and shade wearing douchebag of a friend, they begin to uncover their pasts, and learn they may not all be strangers to each other.
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02 Sep 2016
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Dave says, bouncing his heel on your thigh for attention, “Are you drunk? Holy shit, are you— like, are you tripping out? Did Rose just roofie you with her pretentious fuckin’ leaf water? Oh my god.”
“Oh my god,” Rose repeats, and colors brilliantly across her cheeks, blood coursing bright and close under her skin.
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02 Sep 2016
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The finale of the Underworld series. You won't be able to read this without reading the other four fics (all of them).
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- Part 5 of Underworld
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02 Sep 2016
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You meet an ancient girl thin as bones who pushes you into her starry, dying world.
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- Part 3 of Underworld
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01 Sep 2016
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You meet an ancient girl after a bad breakup and get pulled along on her obsessive, terrifying search.
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- Part 2 of Underworld
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01 Sep 2016