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• It's Just a Comedy, Darling! by sirghost

  Fandoms: SCP Foundation  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  08 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • SCP-035 (SCP Foundation)
  • Original SCP Character(s) (SCP Foundation)
  • Original SCP Staff (SCP Foundation)
  • The Masked Lords Of Alagadda (SCP Foundation)
  • Big OC X CANON warning
  • Angst and Feels
  • Little to no Comfort in the beginning
  • Descriptions of gore
  • descriptions of violence
  • Blood and Injury
  • depictions of decomposition
  • Phyisical Blackmail
  • Off-screen death
  • Mentions of Death
  • Attempted Murder
  • Unethical treatment
  • Exploitation
  • Manipulation
  • SCP 035 is a jackass for the majority of this fic
  • Lovers to Enemies
  • Past Romance
  • Friends to Lovers
  • Maybe not friends they basically tolerate one another for half of the chapters
  • Author Headcanons
  • Morally Ambiguous Character(s)
  • Near Death Experiences
  • Physical Harm
  • Forced Proximity
  • Slow Burn
  • Slow Romance
  • Somewhat fluffy moments
  • Memory Loss
  • Denial of Feelings
  • Abuse of Authority
  • Intimidation
  • Character Development
  • Possession
  • alternating pov
  • POV Third Person
  • SCP 035 tends to be an unreliable narrator
  • Song: Look to Windward (Sleep Token)
  • Song: Blood Sport (Sleep Token)
  • In fact lets go on a whim and say A LOT of Sleep Token songs represent this fanfic
  • Death Threats
  • Threats as Obedience
  • reluctant soldiers
  • Imprisonment
  • Gun Wounds
  • stab wounds
  • Inspired by Music
  • Abandonment
  • General Assholery by the Foundation
  • Author is an SCP-035 hater with everything in their being
  • Withholding Medical Treatment
  • Author is not a doctor but is trying their best
  • On-screen Death
  • Depictions of Dead Children
  • Minor to Mild Body Horror

  Summary

  Kitty, an SCP suffering from amnesia regarding her past, is unexpectedly assigned as the primary guard for SCP-035 after the Foundation discovers her unique immunity to its mind-altering abilities.

  SCP-035 is a particularly dangerous entity known for persistent and nearly successful escape attempts, causing significant anxiety within the Foundation as these efforts grow increasingly frequent. Kitty's assignment is seen as a crucial opportunity to finally contain the elusive SCP-035 effectively.

  However, unknown to Kitty and the Foundation, her memory loss conceals a history of betrayal and twisted loyalty by SCP-035, one that threatens both her place in the hierarchy and her place away from imprisonment. As her memory begins to resurface, it's only a matter of time until Kitty realizes how much of a show he can put on.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  10,193

  Chapters:

  2/90

  Kudos:

  8

  Hits:

  106