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Wade Wilson's bodygaurd service by zzeacat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Avengers (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse)
29 Dec 2024
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The fic where Wade is assigned to bodyguard Peter Parker the hot nerd disaster. He has no idea he is Spider-Man. And no Idea why the hot nerd flirts with him!?
aka I put these two idiots together and let them flirt and make jokes too much.“Dildos are in the bedside draw but they are the boring kind that shit is expensive.”
“Don’t I know it I have some of the Avengers collectibles. The Hulk… Spider-Man”
Peter whips his head around.
“How do you make a Spider-Man one interesting? He is just a guy under the suit.”
Deadpool gasps
“Just a… just a guy! He has one of the nicest asses in existence! “
“Pretty sure dildos don't include the ass.”
“True but it is the thought that counts. The dildo has webbing ridges the added texture really…”
Peter throws a pair of socks at Wade who dodges.
“I have heard enough. Don’t come crying when Spider-Man's perfectly average dick disappoints you.”
Wade points at Peter scowling.
“Get Spider-Mans amazing dick out of your mouth.”
“It was never in my….”
Peter pauses.
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14 Sep 2025
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Take Care of My Little Brother by Mango_to_sleep
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
20 Nov 2020
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One night, several people had strange dreams. Each of their dreams started with the same couple of words:
“Hello, I am Lee Soo Hyuk, Cale Henituse’s hyung.”Lee Soo Hyuk goes around and has a chat with all of Cale’s father figures (Fredo, Eruhaben, Ron, and Deruth).
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05 Jul 2025
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A Go-Kart Ride To The Past (or, Why You Should Absolutely Use Untested And Potentially Dangerous Seals To Go Visit Your Teenage Parents) by Kairi357
Fandoms: Naruto
11 Feb 2022
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“So,” Sakura speaks up, from the corner she somehow found in a round room, “Are we just going to ignore the elephant in the room here?”
“What elephant?” Naruto asks, watching the time travellers casually threaten each other with bodily harm.
Twins, she supposes.
“The fact that one of Naruto’s future time-travelling kids looks exactly like Kakashi-Sensei.”
“He looks more like my father actually,”
“That’s not helping.”
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10 May 2025
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taking names, making waves by mishamoonberry for Yvetteiswhy
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
16 Dec 2022
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“Another Ancient Power-nim?”
Cale—or not Cale—glances towards him, a feral grin pulling on their face, a perfect mix of Cale’s mischievous scheming smile and Water’s brand of crazy grin.
“Sky Eating Water at your service, lemonade gramps,” Water says, with unholy glee. “Cale promised me a fight, so I’m going to fight.”
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- Part 5 of Ancient Powers Hijack Cale's Body
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01 Mar 2025
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Acquaint Fate by Unlucky_Cactus
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
27 Apr 2025
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Five times Raon met the Original Cale and one time Original Cale met the whole gang.
Or: Raon accidentally imprints on the Original Cale because he thinks he's a cool guy, and his attribute makes things scalate from there.
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16 Jan 2023