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Erica is giggling somewhere in the background. “I think he’d like exactly what you’d like, mom.”
Or, a 5 Times fic wherein Stiles doesn’t realize he’s been accidentally co-parenting a gang of furry teenagers/displaying Perfect Mate Characteristics, + the 1 Time Derek enlightens him.
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26 May 2019
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"I can’t believe you named him Stiles Stilinski," Laura said gleefully. Derek clapped a hand over her mouth and dragged her further away from the kitchen, where Stiles was chopping mushrooms. He had been singing off key the whole time and Derek hoped it was enough to cover his sister’s loud mouth.
"You know how bad my writer’s block was," Derek replied defensively. Laura gave him a wide grin.
"Sure, it was bad enough that you created a new fucking person.”
"I didn’t create him," Derek protested. "He was himself. I just-"
"Brought him to life?"
Derek sighed.
"That."
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12 Mar 2019
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“Do you even have any nice and soothing words in your repertoire?” Stiles asks, holding still while McBroody shines a light into his eyes. “Or is it only me who they let you loose on?”
“I actually just downloaded a new set of comforting phrases to use on patients this morning but I haven’t had a chance to listen to and internalize them yet. I do know how to say, Good news: you’re not dead, and We only need to take off one of your legs, though.”
OR, the one where Stiles keeps ending up in the ER and Derek almost gets brain damage from so much stupid.
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08 Feb 2019
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“Those contracts that you signed was you agreeing to follow producer instructions.Your instructions were to give us drama. Whether or not you like each other, you are, for all intents and purposes, hired actors for these seven weeks,” Finstock snaps. “Pretend to actually like each other or I will dock your pay.”
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Married at First Glance gives its participants seven weeks. Seven weeks, starting when they meet and marry their “perfect match”, to decide if they want to stay married or divorce.For Stiles and Derek though, the challenge lies within trying to pretend that they don’t absolutely hate each other’s guts. When you’re married to a werewolf who dislikes humans, however, this can get a little tricky.
But the sweet, sweet cash reward at the end will be worth it. Right?
(A Married at First Sight AU)
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25 Jan 2019
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“Lydia, it's 9am on a Saturday. Someone had better be bleeding or on fire.”
“Get dressed and come to the studio,” Lydia responded sweetly.
“Lydia,” Stiles explained again, patiently, “9am. On Saturday.”
“Stiles,” Lydia replied. “Do you want to make $3000 for one morning's work?”
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08 Dec 2018