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My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 May 2021
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“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
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Steve, in Bucky's informed opinion, was too himself to be anything else. If there were some kinda Steve magic, then Steve would be the most powerful version in the world.
And yet.
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all systems snot by galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
12 Jan 2019
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They don't let you suck dick in quarantine.
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They did it once, they can do it again: two old men's journey through intimacy, idiocy and interpersonal communication
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- Part 2 of couples therapy
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habitation infiltration by galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
23 Dec 2018
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Conning your way into cohabitation: a primer and how-to guide by S.G. Rogers
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- Part 8 of snackfic
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Convenience series for my off the cuff ficlets, largely unrelated to each other or my other works unless stated otherwise
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Gasoline Family by skellerbvvt
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Apr 2018
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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24 May 2026
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Plastromancy by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2021
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"One night, Luo Binghe notices something odd about the way his blood is pooling on the floor of the woodshed."
A twelve year old Luo Binghe meets his Other Shizun.
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29 Oct 2023
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Peerless Melons vs the Patriarchy by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2022
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a stallion protagonist must be in want of a horse girl.
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- Part 2 of Gender Swap, Three Styles
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07 Mar 2022
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This fic makes me feral in the woods and deserves every happiness.
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never knew i was a dancer by isozyme
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2021
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“What’s a stone butch and why aren’t they real?” Jiang Cheng asks, too buzzed to care too much about not being up on lesbian culture.
Huaisang pats Jiang Cheng on the no-man’s-land between her boobs and her shoulder. “You’re so useless, Jiang Cheng. A stone butch is a fictional hottie who doesn’t make you do any work at all, just wants to give head and fuck you stupid on her strap.”
“Fictional?” Jiang Cheng echoes, having - not a moment, per se, but sort of a problem where her thoughts are going too fast for her poor drunken brain to keep up with.
“Nobody actually wants to fuck a chick who’s too lazy to eat you out after,” Huaisang mumbles.
After leaving Wei Ying and Lan Zhan’s bachelorette party, Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang decide to experiment with some outdated stereotypical lesbian sex roles.
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05 May 2021
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Two Boys, One Braincell by el_em_en_oh_pee
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Aug 2020
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"Once more I am thinking about Wei Ying introducing himself to Lan Zhan as a sub(stitute teacher) at a formal gathering, and Lan Zhan, surprised that this cute guy he kinda recognizes from the community center would just introduce himself as a sub(missive) like that at a public event!"
A (crossposted) twitter fic.
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11 Mar 2021