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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    It’s not because of Hollander.

    He and Sveta started talking about it the summer before Ilya left for America. In between rounds of shots, handsfree at the bar, or tipped into each other’s mouth. And then in America, in between women and men, in between sheets. Svetlana shouts outfit ideas into his ear over a brain-melting baseline in New York — matching pink stripes, clogs, him in the dress and her in the suit, Admirals jerseys — until he’s laughing vodka out his nose. He sends her increasingly ugly engagement ring pictures while he’s waiting in the airport and threatens to buy her all of them.

    Then Marly shows him the photos with Rose Landry, and like everything else in Ilya’s small, pathetic life, Hollander’s there in it. Wormed right into the centre.

    Or: By the time Shane's broken up with Rose, Ilya's already married Svetlana.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Hollander’s eyes slid past him, stopped, came back and held, his eyes widening. Ilya smiled, a mocking curve of his mouth, and raised his cup in acknowledgment. Number one, he mouthed, and while he couldn’t be certain in the dim light of the bar, he thought he saw Hollander flush.

    Then his chin lifted, challenging, and Ilya felt something hook behind his ribs, a sharp tug, like a fish on a line.

     

    Or: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander make a deal - whichever of them debuts as a #1 NYT bestseller owes the other a blowjob

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Shane would always be yearning for something with a man who didn't want him, wouldn't he? A little positive attention and he'd folded like origami. Pathetic.

    "Stay," Rozanov said. It sounded like pleading. That trick had worked on him, once.

    “Why?" Shane's tone was more biting than he intended. "What do you think is going to happen if I stay? Are you gonna make me a goddamned tuna melt?”

    Rozanov, to his credit, took the words like the blow they were. His eyes widened, then he covered his face with his palms and muttered something in Russian.

    Shane had never seen shame written across those features before.

    In April 2017, Shane Hollander suffers the most painful not-breakup he’ll ever experience. Months later, he's outed. Two years after that, a broken knee ends his career.

    When Rozanov unexpectedly crosses Shane's path four years later, Shane resolves to be courteous yet keep his distance. But Ilya is just as beautiful and charming as he ever was, and he’s determined to give what they'd once shared a second chance. A real chance.

    It's a bad idea. Shane knows it's a bad idea.

    The terrifying thing is that it doesn't feel like one.

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    08 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    This summer, a hot new couple is coming to MateHub.ca

    We’re super thrilled and excited to announce our next #RealLovers pair: Mr. Roz and Shane Holliday!

    Catch OnlyMates’ favorite wolf shifter and sexy human debuting in a steamy five-video series, directed by Brandon Wiebe.
    It’s gonna be a howlin’ wild time!

    Presale now live on our website!

    Or,
    The one where Shane is human, Ilya is a werewolf, and they’re adult performers in the paranormal porn industry
    Featuring: a slutty Red Riding Hood costume, porn of the campy Canadian-themed variety, and trying desperately not to fall in love with your competitor-turned-costar

    (A standalone fic deeply inspired by and with multiple references to the universe of MateHub by Marie Reynard)

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    06 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    ”It’s not bad” says his mom, carefully. “Very Canadian, sponsors are happy about that.” That, and not much else, he can tell. A loon is neither masculine nor impressive. A disappointment, to those who hoped he’d have something like a wolf, himself included. His dad tries to bake him the traditional settling cake, in the shape of the new adults’ daemon, but his cake decorating skills aren’t great, so it mostly looks like a grey football. And Shanes’ strict diet doesn’t allow for cake.

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    Shane Hollander, the soul he didn't choose to have, the boy he didn't choose to love, and the life that, despite all odds, might just end up worth living.

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    05 Apr 2026