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So, This Reader Walks Into A Bar- by EveningGales
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
09 Sep 2024
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You find yourself in a bad mood (unfortunately, nothing unusual) and decide to walk into a shady bar, hoping you can find somewhere to brood in a poorly-lit corner. What you find instead are two witty assholes determined to ruin-slash-uplift your night.
[ “That’s all, thank you so much, uh… sir.”
“God, don’t call me sir. That makes me feel old,” he muttered, rubbing a hand on his face. You thought you heard hoodie-man murmur something just loud enough to be heard that sounded a lot like “If the shoe fits!” which you assumed the barman managed to ignore until he added, “Just call me Weasel. And that asshole over there-” he jabbed a thumb in the direction of hoodie-man- “is my not-best-friend Wade. Feel free to pester him for anything else you need,” he finished, turning away to get back to his register-that-sure-looked-like-a-computer.
“Hey, it’s not like I work here! I don’t even get paid for my amazing, incredible, top-notch customer service skillz!” Hoodie-man, or rather, Wade, protested. You weren’t sure how you knew he intended to spell it “skillz” rather than “skills,” but somehow, you just knew. ]
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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19 Feb 2024
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König and you, the new comms operator, rig an abandoned church for sound and video as a pre-op mission objective.
Problem: There are no ladders.
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Bottom bitch by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, American Psycho - All Media Types
01 Oct 2022
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I don’t see enough works of these characters as subs so therefore I am taking it upon myself to create the change I want to see in the world.
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16 Dec 2023