6 Works by smithmarley
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Of course it's a mistake, but that doesn't make Cujo's judgment any easier to bear.
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Too Many Dicks, Not Enough Richards by smithmarley for NaoNazo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
16 May 2020
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Roy grabbed the phone and turned the brightness down, and then back up, and held it away from himself until his eyes would focus. He turned to Ed. “That’s an anus.”
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- Part 1 of OPERATION: WASP TRAP
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While Gen sails Attolia out of the harbor at Ephrata, a storm blows them out to sea.
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Five Times Voldemort Saw His Soulmate (Through Another’s Eyes) by NaoNazo, smithmarley
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Mar 2020
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Nothing can prepare you for this.
*author peaces out in a puff of smoke*
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holding out for a... horse by smithmarley
Fandoms: Tortall - Tamora Pierce, PIERCE Tamora - Works, The Song of the Lioness - Tamora Pierce, The Immortals - Tamora Pierce
05 Feb 2019
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Alanna--
The more time I spend here the more certain I am that your seneschal's friend might have been a little deep in his cups when he saw this "demon wolf." For a start, the locals (who, to be clear, barely speak Common. Or, well, they certainly speak something but I am not entirely certain it's Common. It's certainly common, though.) can't seem really to decide if it's a) a bear b) a giant wolf or c) some kind of strange horse creature? There is a girl here who heard it from her cousin, or perhaps her brother, or both, but he says that his friend who is what passes for an apothecary here saw it in the night stealing medicine and swears up and down that it had human hands like a small girl. This has not given me much hope for finding anything other than more saddle sores and ticks.
My only consolation is knowing you're more displeased in your court dresses and setting about wedding preparations than I am here, on this lumpy, flea-ridden bed, wondering if the horse you loaned me is somehow deficient, as he seemed somehow more bone-rattling than the general run of such beasts.
Hell and damnation on you and yours.
All my love,
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Ronan Lynch Still Doesn't Know What Vore Is by smithmarley
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
24 Dec 2017
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Ronan and Adam go camping in Cabeswater. They have cell service, unfortunately.