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    Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt: "The Vulcan elders inform Spock that with the limited number of Vulcans of childbearing capability, it's his patriotic duty to mate with a nice Vulcan girl and start making some babies. To everyone's shock, Kirk encourages Spock to go through with it, insisting that Spock's relationship with him has already kept him from his own people long enough."

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    02 Jan 2026

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    The year is 2258. Jim Kirk is a Lieutenant on the U.S.S. Farragut, Spock the science officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise. When the ships come together for a priority landing party, these two strangers find themselves fighting against the odds for a chance at life in an alien world, and the only way they'll make it through is by relying on each other.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Jim escapes to Iowa to avoid the media frenzy following the Narada incident, but a late-night miscommunication results in Spock turning up on his front porch.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    “Fuck you, dude,” Patrick says, though there’s no real heat behind it. “Sit on it and spin.”

    Art stares longingly at his tanned back. You don’t have to ask me twice, he thinks.

    or, a masterclass in what not to do after having phone sex with your best friend.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Love is so short, but forgetting is so long - Pablo Neruda

    Of all the places to run into his ex, it had to be at a Tesco's when he's wearing his bloody pyjamas. At three in the fucking morning.

    (A Sherlock University AU...that has some pining!John to balance out our canon pining!Sherlock)

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    25 Sep 2025