snoopypez
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- due South (15)
- The Magicians (TV) (6)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (4)
- Glee (TV 2009) (4)
- Strangers With Candy (2)
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Jokingly, Idri asks, “did someone else turn into a rat and you wanted to have me try talking to them?”
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Eliot Waugh is content to let his life continue as it is. He gets to spend every day with his best friend Margo, he's waited on hand and foot, and he gets to help rule the fantastical country of Fillory. What even could be missing from all that? Margo thinks what's missing from her own life is romance. Eliot's happy to be her wingman on that front, but when he tries to assist Margo on her quest for True Love, someone with sinister intentions intervenes, and Eliot finds himself magically transported to a much less fantastical place: New York City.
Nothing interesting has ever really happened to Quentin Coldwater. He works with his best friends. He's a single dad to a great kid, his son Teddy. His girlfriend Alice is pretty and smart, and, okay, their relationship isn't going too well, but that's entirely on Quentin. Quentin's just too nervous to introduce her to his friends, because of what happens when people love him: they leave.
When Quentin and Eliot's paths collide, can Quentin help Eliot find his way home?
[Enchanted adaptation for 2020's Magicians Happy Ever After event!]
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Quentin Coldwater is raising his nephew Teddy, living with his best friend Julia, dreaming of magical lands, and has just lost his job. Teddy's getting into trouble for attention, Julia's helping the best she can, and Quentin's starting to lose hope--and then a mysterious visitor at the door invites them all to a place called Fillory, to spend the winter with Teddy's grandmother.
Fillory turns out to not only be a literal world away, but has friends and family and perhaps--even romance. But soon he overhears something that makes him regret ever going. Now he just needs to find a way out so he can never set eyes or broken heart on Eliot Waugh again.
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when insomniacs quentin coldwater, an english phd student, and eliot waugh, a bartender at a speakeasy, discover they can only sleep next to each other, they realize it may mean something more than they expected…
art post!
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He stopped trying to explain the difference between fear and anxiety a long time ago.
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The Navy dismissed Officer Jenkens Shaw from service after Stede Bonnet killed his Captain and a pirate shot him in the leg. Many months later, Shaw is roaming Caribbean ports, aimless and friendless… until a man introduces himself as Jeffrey—Jeffrey Fettering.
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22 Apr 2026
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It's been a few years since Stede and Ed left piracy behind to become masters of Unfearsome Fuckery (or Theater, as the lay man might call it). Having already conquered the Americas with their signature piece The Legend of the Black Knight, they now set their sights on the English countryside. The trouble is, these people are completely burned out on Knights as a genre, and rather preoccupied with their own drama. Rather than throw in the chamomile scented towel, Stede devises a spectacle he hopes will not only wow their hosts, but also save the day!
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10 Apr 2026
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Being unable to return to the heavens and unwilling to remain on land, Stede decides to take to the sea. He had always enjoyed watching sailors as a star! He admires those souls brave enough to set out into the vast with little but the wind at their back. Their headstrong, tumultuous lives were the sort that inspired the departure from his changeless existence in the sky. If they could hazard their small, drownable, breakable bodies on the uncaring ocean, couldn’t anyone do anything? Stede could even become the most adventuresome of all sailors! The sort unbound by petty little human laws or the mundanities of commerce. He could become a pirate.
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10 Apr 2026
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Transcript of Amir Talai's fanfic, written on Youtube livestream on 4/8/2026 as one of the funding goals of the fundraiser for the Lilith Fund. (I DID NOT WRITE THIS, ONLY TRANSCRIBED, AND POSTING FOR POSTERITY AND SHENANIGANARY.) If you're reading this before the end of May 2026, seek Amir's socials for the link to the fundraiser. Abortion is healthcare!
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09 Apr 2026
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Famous actor Edward Teach is trying to do regular things, like get a cup of coffee without being recognized. He's got the perfect disguise and uses a different fake name each time. His little system has been working out just fine for months, no one suspects a thing! Today, his choice of name results in a bit of a mix-up that might just change his life.
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04 Apr 2026