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“So, Rosie.” Alastor straightened himself in his seat, taking his teacup and indulging in a sip. “Now that you’ve heard the tale, I come to you for advice on what to do with our little serpentine king. Please, enlighten me: why is Lucifer Morningstar acting so strangely around me?”
Rosie took a deep breath and set her cup on its saucer. “How’s the tea, darling?” she asked, hands folded on her lap.
Alastor blinked once, then twice. “Why, it’s lovely, as per usual.”
Rosie smiled sweetly. “Good. Not too bitter?”
“Not at all.”
“And how’re the fingers, dear? They taste alright?”
“They’re simply delightful.”
“Is your chair nice and comfortable?”
“The comfiest.”
“You’re all relaxed?”
“I’ve never felt so at home.”
“Lucifer is in love with you.”
Alastor spat out the tea he’d been drinking, which was quickly followed by a round of coughing so harsh you would think he was actively dying.
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Alastor has a chat with Rosie regarding Lucifer’s odd behavior.
Rosie finds it all quite amusing.
Alastor does not.
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03 Jan 2026
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“I just thought you should know about something interesting I saw through one of my drones recently,” Vox clenched his fists, his smug grin slipping for a brief moment to reveal an angry scowl. Interesting reaction. “I saw you and the king.”
Alastor felt his heart race, but kept his expression blank.
“Imagine my surprise to see the great Radio Demon allowing himself to be led around by a damn angel.”
Vox saw Alastor and Lucifer's dance in the sky and tries to use that as blackmail. Alastor refuses to yield.
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- Part 4 of Radioapple aka Bambilu
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02 Jan 2026
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Lucifer tries to suffer in peace. Alastor takes his chance.
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31 Dec 2025
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Lucifer remembered numbness, the one after the fall. When he lay spread out on the ground, in the deepest pits of hell, in the crater that was now the center of Pentagram City where Heaven Embassy stood tall and proud as if mocking him personally. He remembered how the pain turned into nothing, because there was just too much of it, like a bright light that rendered him blind.
Or: Lucifer can't feel a thing, but there's a certain someone who's vicious enough to make him.
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- Part 1 of The taste of Heaven
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30 Dec 2025
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With Hell now aware of the fact that Lucifer can't actually harm any sinner, Alastor takes an opportunity to strike a deal with the King.
Power for loyalty.“I could keep you safe. They’re all afraid of me.”
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30 Dec 2025

